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<\/p>\nBeing able to see \u201cLeslie Vernon\u201d has been a difficult task. In fact it\u2019s been one of the most difficult tasks I\u2019ve ever come across since \u201c28 Days Later.\u201d Hearing about Scott Glosserman\u2019s slasher masterpiece has been pure torture. I was told I\u2019d be able to get an early screener from a buddy in the movie business. That fell through. Then, I was able to go to an early screening, and that fell through. Then when it finally came to theaters, it played nowhere near me. What a bitch, eh?<\/p>\n
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Well, when I was finally able to grab a hold of \u201cBehind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon\u201d and it\u2019s without a doubt one of the best horror films in years. It\u2019s one of the best slasher films I\u2019ve ever seen, and speaking as someone who is a hardcore fan of the slasher sub-genre, and of the Friday the 13th series, it\u2019s a strong statement.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s a brilliant de-construction of the slasher genre that dissects every element of the formula slasher film, while also telling its own story in the process. Nathan Baesel is wonderful, Scott Glosserman is a mastermind, and the film just has to be seen.<\/p>\n
Glosserman even suggests that perhaps Leslie Vernon is not so much a fame seeking monster, as he is a Byronic hero who is somewhat giving us a service. Or at least it\u2019s the way he perceives himself. The glimpse of Milton\u2019s \u201cParadise Lost\u201d is somewhat an implication, and once we meet the teenagers Vernon is planning to, we almost root for his plans to go off. The plot twist ensues and suddenly we know that anything can happen, and therein lies the genius behind Glosserman\u2019s horror flick.<\/p>\n
It’s been on DVD and Blu-Ray for years. Check it out, for the love of god. I implore you to check it out and give it a chance. It makes Wes Craven on \u201cScream\u201d look like a dumb ass. It makes \u201cScream\u201d looks like it\u2019s stating the obvious. And this is from someone who thinks \u201cScream\u201d is a mediocre awfully overrated horror flick. It’s currently try to fund a sequel, and sadly hasn’t experienced much progress.<\/p>\n
One thing to know about me is that I\u2019m also a scary horror fan. What do I define as a scary horror fan? I\u2019m careful around dark hallways (I know that\u2019s just common sense, but I\u2019m careful for attackers or\u2026 zombies), take \u201cpranks\u201d with heed, and I\u2019ve even planned and strategized in case of a zombie apocalypse. That\u2019s a rather freaky horror fan. Sure, there are probably people out there who have built an apparatus that can kill a zombie, but hey, I think about this shit even when I\u2019m busy.<\/p>\n
So, after watching \u201cBehind the Mask,\u201d I had a series of thoughts. If I planned to become a slasher like Leslie Vernon, how would I go about it? Not a serial killer. Serial killers are people like Manson or Ed Gein who just kill; no I\u2019m speaking of Slashers, the masked, gimmicky, strategic monsters with a horrible past seeking vengeance. I\u2019m speaking of the kind that Cassie Hack and Vlad hunt.<\/p>\n
And I thought coming up with points, some of which brought up in \u201cBehind the Mask,\u201d would be an interesting catharsis for this horror freak. And here it is. Many things have to be taken into account to build the right slasher. I took into account convenience, mobility, and even an Ahab. Glosserman, you coined a new term for horror buffs, well done.<\/p>\n
Origin:<\/strong> Mask:<\/strong> I think I would likely go for a mask that\u2019s thin and loose, and also form fitted for my face. It would make a great cover, and also provide protection and the right peripheral vision needed for scavenging and the like. It would cost a pretty penny but a specialized mask would work in the long run over something like a gas mask, or cupid mask. Colored black for stealth purposes is also a plus.<\/p>\n Costume:<\/strong> Weapon:<\/strong> Mallets, or jackhammers are also too heavy to really swing with ease, and you\u2019d have to rest your arm, eventually. I think the best bets would be something like a scythe, or some sort of saw. They\u2019re light weight, maneuverable, frightening to look at, and you can be granted easy reach and pull. A meat hook can only do so much damage, and the same goes for an axe, even though it\u2019s an effective tool. Or, I guess, if the time calls for it, you can just get creative and improvise. Jason used a weed whacker, a fence post, and sleeping bag, Michael used a corkscrew, and a dumb waiter. It\u2019s really all about the artist in the killer. Leatherface raped with his chainsaw, Michael violated with his butcher knife, and Jason was just a big kid who played it by ear. Your best bet is a scythe like Mr. Vernon.<\/p>\n Target:<\/strong> My Ahab:<\/strong> Michael was in essence a reflection of Loomis, presenting the failed mission, the potential for death, and the lion that eventually bit back. If it were me, I\u2019d definitely wait for a psychologist of some sort to track me like a hunter. They\u2019ll know my moves, my patterns and make things very difficult for me. No offense to Doc Halloran, but someone like Loomis would be very entertaining. Every slasher wants to be defeated, at some point. That\u2019s why they never kill their Ahabs very often.<\/p>\n Ending:<\/strong> Yes, you\u2019re likely thinking \u201cWhat a fucking freak, he\u2019s planning to be a serial killer.\u201d But no, horror movies don\u2019t make killers, horror movies don\u2019t help serial killers plan, nor do they provide tips. They don\u2019t create maniacs, they don\u2019t give birth to maniacs, and they don\u2019t act as handbooks. Don\u2019t buy the hype. They\u2019re just entertainment. Many times, they\u2019re entertainment that provides catharsis like video games, punching bags, squeeze toys, and masturbation.<\/p>\n Society breeds serial killers. And sometimes a psycho is a psycho, born as a psycho for no pure reason. Some people are just born psychologically off, violent, sadistic, and that\u2019s a fact. Adding a scapegoat doesn\u2019t help anyone. This is just for the sake of argument, my friends. I\u2019m not a Norman Bates, or Michael Myers waiting in the wings for something to set me off, and if I ever did go off on someone, I would never blame the movies. I\u2019m just a horror buff creating fun scenario like LARPers that happen to involve bone saws and blood splatter. Would you accuse someone posing as an elf of trying to be a real elf?<\/p>\n No worries, I\u2019m not coming to get you. Yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Being able to see \u201cLeslie Vernon\u201d has been a difficult task. In fact it\u2019s been one of the most difficult tasks I\u2019ve ever come across since \u201c28 Days Later.\u201d Hearing about Scott Glosserman\u2019s slasher masterpiece has been pure torture. 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\nI think I\u2019d leave that up to others to decide. How else is an urban legend or pure legend built other than being constructed of a questionable origin? When people are de-mystified, all sense of appeal is lost. I don\u2019t want to know who Hannibal Lecter, Michael Meyers, or John Doe were, because I want to keep the mystery. Aren\u2019t they just much more frightening that way? And the Hollywood machine can explain who they are, but I won\u2019t buy it, in the end. It\u2019s much better to keep the mystery than accepting an origin.<\/p>\n
\nI wouldn\u2019t wear paint, because it could drip, or smear, and that would ruin the illusion, not to mention during hot climates it would cause a rash from the sweat. I wouldn\u2019t sport a bag or sack, because it would droop down during strong winds, get caught in leaves or branches, and definitely sag in water. I wouldn\u2019t wear a hockey mask, because I\u2019ve worn it three or four times during Halloween and it\u2019s confining. It provides no breathing room, no comfort, and you sweat. With masks you have to take many things into account, most of all is peripheral vision. You never know when someone may sneak out from the dark to attack you and fight back, and unless you\u2019re undead, it\u2019s a hassle. Something like a fencing mask, or welders mask is also annoying because it\u2019s also confining, takes away movement, and really is difficult to take off for quick escape.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/bjBpF8X.jpg\")
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\nWith a costume you have to consider mobility, easy movement, and comfort. A jump suit like Michael Myers is a good idea mainly because it doesn\u2019t require too much maintenance, comes in dull colors for stealth in dark corners and houses, and is very easy to get in and out of, without a doubt. For a costume, I\u2019d definitely apply the Myers angle and go for a jump suit or clothing very similar to it. Accoutrements like shirts and body armor are nice, but take into account pursuing, escaping, hiding, ducking, jumping, and dodging, and a jump suit is a pretty damn good option. The shit worn in \u201cScream\u201d is great for theatrics, but it\u2019s not much of a good tool for actually pursuing a target in the end. Trench coats and the like are also pretty pointless. I could never understand how it was so easy for the killers in \u201cScream\u201d to get in and out of the elaborate costume with such ease. Probably one of the laziest costumes was from \u201cUrban Legend\u201d which involved a snow jacket that was shockingly huge. Have you ever worn a jacket with a hood that covered your entire head features and all? Meyers really had the right idea, in the end. Jumpsuits are just convenient, loose, comfortable, and inconspicuous.<\/p>\n
\nI wouldn\u2019t want a gun, because it\u2019s loud, requires reloading, and it can be clunky. A knife, even a bowie knife can be handy, but often times it would cause a distracting splatter, or wouldn\u2019t cut through bone and achieve the proper amount of damage. And then sometimes knives take repeated jabs to do its trick, and someone can knock it from your hand. A butcher knife is basically the same deal, and Chainsaw\u2019s are too heavy to maneuver, even for someone like Leatherface, who we saw had a bitch of a time holding it for extended periods.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/w46p0yB.jpg\")
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\nCelebrities would be too difficult, even though I\u2019d gladly take a mallet to Paris Hilton\u2019s casaba, but you just have to go for anyone in High School. Small town folks would be too difficult, especially since it would be a small community, and anywhere that\u2019s public or busy would also be too complicated to put in the effort. In reality, murdering in a hospital or police station would be tough, because both are always too active to move around in. I guess just separately offing prepubescent \u201cLaguna Beach\u201d fans would be the proper MO for a slasher. First because teenagers these days just ask to be offed, and second because anyone who willingly watches \u201cAmerican Idol\u201d deserves to die a cruel and painful death.<\/p>\n
\nYou just have to go for the psychologist, or virgin. There have been many, many Ahab\u2019s that have worked. Sometimes there\u2019s the grizzled small town sheriff, sometimes there\u2019s the hard investigator and his partner, the reporter, and sometimes there\u2019s a victim. Tommy Doyle was probably my favorite Ahab of the horror genre, because he really did have a grudge with Jason. Jason ruined Tommy\u2019s life turning him from a creepy little kid to a psychotic mental patient. It\u2019s a shame the series never ran with Tommy as a perpetual foil to Jason\u2019s slashing, it\u2019s a truly missed opportunity. Laurie Strode is probably the perfect female foil to a killer, as she was innocent and quiet, but also managed to unleash the beast on Michael when she had to. Sewing pin to the neck, hanger to the eye, and so on, Strode was an interesting Ahab, but Dr. Loomis the quintessential foil to Michael. He was a man who was almost as mad and dangerous as Michael Meyers, and yet he was just so obsessed with him.<\/p>\n
\nI\u2019m not always a big fan of slashers that come back from the grave. If I go down, I\u2019ll be sure to stay down, and if I do happen to get back up, I\u2019ll disappear into the darkness. The ultimate end would be at the hands of your virgin or Ahab, and battling to the death and dying in a hail of flames and a possible explosion. Something like Jason in \u201cJason Lives\u201d would be a great way to go down. His battle with Tommy is possibly my favorite square off in a horror film, which makes me sad they didn\u2019t ever meet again. Jason was much more imposing in \u201cThe New Blood\u201d and would have surely made Tommy his bitch. Going down like James Cagney in \u201cWhite Heat\u201d is the definite end for my slasher persona. What\u2019s more poetic than being swallowed whole by fires that bring me to hell? That\u2019d be boss.<\/p>\n