{"id":22323,"date":"2016-10-03T10:03:22","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T14:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=22323"},"modified":"2016-09-16T18:04:26","modified_gmt":"2016-09-16T22:04:26","slug":"lake-nowhere-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/03\/lake-nowhere-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Lake Nowhere (2016)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"lakenowhere\"<\/a>I don\u2019t know if I\u2019d called Maxim Van Scoy, and Christopher Phelps\u2019s \u201cLake Nowhere\u201d a masterpiece, but I have to say that the more it unfolded, I appreciated its enthusiasm more than anything. It wants to deliver a genuinely retro horror experience, and by god it succeeds most of the time. I\u2019m not completely bowled over, though, as \u201cLake Nowhere\u201d is really only fifty minutes in length. Five of those minutes are devoted to some faux horror movie trailers you\u2019d find in front of a cheap horror VHS.<\/p>\n

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That\u2019s all well and good, and I love faux trailers when they\u2019re done well, but maybe some of that time could have been devoted toward elaborating on some of the more inexplicable moments of \u201cLake Nowhere.\u201d I like a nice retro experience, but I enjoy a great movie so much more. The other forty five minutes is \u201cLake Nowhere,\u201d a pretty good horror thriller that succeeds in being utterly eerie from time to time. It\u2019s \u201cThe Burning\u201d meets \u201cEvil Dead\u201d where a lot of the film unfolds in a series of unusual horror scenes that don\u2019t make too much sense until the home stretch approaches. A group of friends go in to a cabin in the woods to party for the weekend. After reciting an incantation, an enigmatic being from the woods is conjured up and begins stalking them one by one.<\/p>\n

When one of the friends returns from a swim seemingly in a trance, the group awakens in the middle of the night to find he has been possessed and is apparently a violent flesh eating monster. If that\u2019s not enough the being from the woods is stalking and slashing all of the friends attempting to escape and it\u2019s a seemingly impossible foe to defeat. \u201cLake Nowhere\u201d works as a nice little homage to the horror of the mid to late eighties. While I didn\u2019t love it the whole way through, it shines in many moments, including editing, ace gore, and a pretty creepy finale that ends in a question mark. \u201cLake Nowhere\u201d is a lot better than most indie odes to the VHS age of late, and I\u2019d recommend it for folks in to a quick nostalgia trip with a horror flavor.<\/p>\n

Now on DVD\/Blu-Ray and VOD from Brink Vision.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t know if I\u2019d called Maxim Van Scoy, and Christopher Phelps\u2019s \u201cLake Nowhere\u201d a masterpiece, but I have to say that the more it unfolded, I appreciated its enthusiasm more than anything. It wants to deliver a genuinely retro horror experience, and by god it succeeds most of the time. I\u2019m not completely bowled […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12],"tags":[275,477,501,590,703,938,950,1008,1012,1087],"class_list":["post-22323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-horror-month","category-movie-reviews","tag-demonic","tag-horror","tag-indie-film","tag-l","tag-mystery","tag-short-film","tag-slasher","tag-supernatural","tag-survival","tag-thriller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22325,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22323\/revisions\/22325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}