{"id":2266,"date":"2012-07-13T14:34:16","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T18:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemacrazed.wordpress.com\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2012-07-13T14:34:16","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T18:34:16","slug":"bad-channels-1992","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/13\/bad-channels-1992\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Channels (1992)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Thp3KrB.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/>This is one of the first Full Moon movies I&#8217;ve ever seen that was scored by Blue Oyster Cult, so even if the movie sucked, there&#8217;s a good chance the movie rocks by default. Blue Oyster Cult manages to provide a raucous and rocking soundtrack for what is generally a cheesy and absolutely goofy piece of early nineties schlock, but it has genuine camp value in its corner, as well as the always attractive Martha Quinn as a heroine.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;Bad Channels&#8221; is, much like a lot of Full Moon fixtures, filled with padding that is just so blatant but hilarious at the same time. It&#8217;s so utterly goofy and so typical of the early nineties that you can&#8217;t help but enjoy it when the film is clearly taking up the run time to compensate for the lack of story. Whenever the alien menace possesses a girl it plans to kidnap over the radio it makes the woman hallucinate that she&#8217;s dancing to a hard rock band who performs in the style of a music video for five minutes. She dances to the entire song, and once the song is over she&#8217;s sucked in to the airwaves and held captive in a small bottle. It&#8217;s so utterly ridiculous that I couldn&#8217;t help but giggling through most of it.<\/p>\n<p>But damn it if I just didn&#8217;t get a head rush of nineties nostalgia from it, that I just let it slide most of the time. There isn&#8217;t much about the film that makes sense, as it&#8217;s strictly a film with the intent on shining a spotlight on early nineties surrealism and pop. I don&#8217;t know why an alien mastermind would take over a local radio station that&#8217;s probably only listened to by a hundred people, when it could take over a major radio station reaching millions. I don&#8217;t understand why the alien race only sends one of its drones and a robotic helper.<\/p>\n<p>But &#8220;Bad Channels&#8221; doesn&#8217;t always seem so focused on displaying reason or rationale with its narrative. It&#8217;s just a bold and unique science fiction comedy with a tone that&#8217;s absolutely insane to experience from start to finish. It&#8217;s safe to say Full Moon never made anything as batshit crazy as this ever again and it&#8217;s likely we&#8217;ll never see anything as off the wall or original as &#8220;Bad Channels&#8221; for a very long time. With endless meandering in to nonsense, and musical numbers for no apparent reason, &#8220;Bad Channels&#8221; is a film that really has to be seen to be believed, and then re-watched to be sure you&#8217;re not tripping balls.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-family:Arial;\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000NNDCS6\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000NNDCS6&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=thebalconymov-20\">Buy It Now!<\/a><\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of the first Full Moon movies I&#8217;ve ever seen that was scored by Blue Oyster Cult, so even if the movie sucked, there&#8217;s a good chance the movie rocks by default. 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