{"id":25918,"date":"2017-08-02T03:46:38","date_gmt":"2017-08-02T07:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=25918"},"modified":"2020-07-29T11:07:58","modified_gmt":"2020-07-29T15:07:58","slug":"small-gauge-trauma-2017-fantasia-international-film-festival-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/02\/small-gauge-trauma-2017-fantasia-international-film-festival-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Small Gauge Trauma 2017 [Fantasia International Film Festival 2017]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/sgt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-25921\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/sgt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/sgt.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/sgt-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/sgt-2x1.jpg 2w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>Small Gauge Trauma is a programming block of shorts at the Fantasia Festival that sort of functions as a two hour anthology movie without a wraparound story. The shorts can be in any genre and are chosen by rough theme. In the 2017 edition\u2019s case the theme was \u201cFamily\u201d and while I know that this doesn\u2019t sound overtly ominous, trust me when I say that it should.<\/p>\n<p>Before I even start the review(s) I\u2019m going to issue a mild to medium spoiler warning. Short films are, well\u2026 you know\u2026 short. So I have to talk about <em>something<\/em> and because the various runtimes are often under ten minutes I may mention stuff that happens towards the end. I promise I won\u2019t ruin any twists and I will try not to describe every aspect of the plot and story, but I have to work with what I got.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Sweet-Tooth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-25909 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Sweet-Tooth-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Sweet-Tooth-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Sweet-Tooth-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Sweet-Tooth.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong>SWEET TOOTH<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>INTERNATIONAL PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Netherlands<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2017<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>5 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> Dutch<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Nico Van den Brink<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Nico Van den Brink<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Ilke Paddenburg<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> Brink Film<br \/>\nThis is probably my favourite of the bunch, if only because it gets right down to business and does what I like best in a horror story. It sets up a spooky premise, builds up atmosphere thick enough to cut with a knife, and then tries to scare the living piss out of you. Nothing fancy. Nothing clever. Just pure gut level terror.<\/p>\n<p>A woman is trying to talk to her friend on the phone, but is constantly being distracted by the sounds of the kids in the apartment upstairs running around and screaming. She\u2019s annoyed by how loud they are until she notices a news report of a murder suicide. A mother killed both her children and then herself in the apartment upstairs. The woman looks up in shock. The sounds of laughing and running and screaming do not stop. In fact, they keep getting closer and closer and closer\u2026<\/p>\n<p>HOW CAN I NOT LOVE THIS? This is what I was born to watch. This is a filmed nightmare. There\u2019s no logic. No plot. No well-defined characters. No real story beyond the simple setup I wrote. The whole short is basically comprised of dread, eerie sounds, lights that won\u2019t stay on, and a door that won\u2019t stay closed. That\u2019s all you need to be scared, and it works beautifully.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/iMedium.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25916\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/iMedium-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/iMedium-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/iMedium-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/iMedium.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>iMEDIUM<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Spain<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2016<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>7 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> Spanish<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Vincet Blonde<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Jose Bermudez, Jesus Calvo<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> Geofilms Entertainment<br \/>\nOne of the more esoteric entries, and one that I admire but am not sure I like. The problem here is that the editing is seizure inducing. It\u2019s too much for me. The shots whiz by so ferociously that Michael Bay would probably think it was too much. I didn\u2019t count, but I doubt any shot lasts longer than a second. It\u2019s like being machine gunned with images and sounds. Yeah, it creates a very definitive sort of feel and mood, but ooof\u2026<\/p>\n<p>A mother calls an internet service called iMedium to talk to her dead daughter in order to find out who killed the child. Beyond that? Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tow! That\u2019s all I\u2019ll say.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m making it sound terrible aren\u2019t I? That\u2019s not fair at all. Here\u2019s what I liked: It\u2019s creative, it\u2019s got a coherent plot, it makes emotional and logical sense, and it\u2019s not confusing to watch despite the editing. Does all of this add to something good though? Wellll\u2026 It\u2019s not <em>bad<\/em>. Nothing this kinetic can be bad. My wife loved it, and she\u2019s as big of a film buff as I am. So this may just be something that comes down to personal taste. So I give this a pass regardless of how I feel, and if you ever find it playing somewhere it\u2019s worth your time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Taste.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25910\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Taste-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Taste-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Taste-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Taste.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>TASTE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>CANADIAN PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>USA<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2017<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>13 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> English<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Adrian Selkowitz<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Lauren Kincheloe, Sam Littlefield<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Sadie Alexandru, Alexandra Fulton, Charles Halford, Jessica James, Lauren Kincheloe, Sam Littlefield, Jo-Ann Pantoja<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> Cowboy Bear Ninja<br \/>\nThis is the comedy segment of the bunch, and it is genuinely funny in a very very very dark way. Imagine if American Psycho was a comedy of manners set in Hollywood and you\u2019d sort of be in the ballpark of what\u2019s going on here. The comedy on display is rarely seen outside of indie films, which is why I\u2019m so happy when I do stumble across a film or a short that uses the style.<\/p>\n<p>You see, most comedies are either sophisticated or crude or silly or over the top, but very rarely are they demented. \u201cTaste\u201d is demented.<\/p>\n<p>A fame seeking couple is hosting a dinner party for another, much more successful, couple. How successful we don\u2019t know for sure, but the paparazzi follows them around, and in modern day Hollywood that\u2019s viewed as a sign of having made it big. Everything would be going splendidly if it wasn\u2019t for the fact that they find a naked woman collapsed in their driveway.<\/p>\n<p>Every character is deliciously awful and shallow. Every conversation unfolds as a wonderful cutting, cruel, passive aggressive, almost witty jab. I love this sort of stuff. I think a whole movie of this might get a little overwhelming, there\u2019s just so much of watching awful people being awful that I can stand, but a couple of minutes of decadent nastiness is always welcome.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Crop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25914\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Crop-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Crop-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Crop-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Crop.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>CROP<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>INTERNATIONAL PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>USA<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2016<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>16 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> English<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Kyle Ginzburg<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Kyle Ginzburg<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Charles Sprinkle, Michelle Cameron, Elise Kibler, Kyle Minshew, Doris McGill<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Crop - Official Trailer (2016)\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/187231410?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"654\" height=\"368\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is one of those well made movies by talented people that I hate reviewing, because even though it\u2019s good. It\u2019s not\u2026 It doesn\u2019t have\u2026 I can\u2019t quite\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I\u2019ll just come out and say it: This is an existential film about vampires, only they\u2019re not vampires because they don\u2019t have fangs, so they just drink blood and\u2026 OH MY GOD HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE SEEN THIS? It\u2019s not that Crop is boring or stupid. Far from it. It\u2019s well made. There are some really interesting scenes, like how the Vampires dream during their daytime sleep. At the same time, for the love of all that is good, stop!<\/p>\n<p>This isn\u2019t like beating a dead horse anymore. We are far beyond that. This is like resurrecting the dead horse\u2019s rotten corpse with electricity, sewing miscellaneous animal and human body parts to it, and then having sex with the god damn thing. The Vampire genre is dead. Not just dead, but bloated and putrid. It was killed by Twilight and bad Goth music. Look, I get it. Vampires are cheap to film. You just get some plastic fangs, some black hair dye and mascara, and you\u2019re good to go. So I understand the economic temptation. That said\u2026 STOP IT!<\/p>\n<p>Hard as it is to believe, I didn\u2019t dislike this short and I will even recommend that people check it out. I mean, it\u2019s well shot and the acting is good and there are bits and pieces of very clever ideas sprinkled everywhere. I personally think this is worth watching and I don\u2019t want anyone to get the impression that I\u2019m saying this sucks. It doesn\u2019t. Except that it\u2019s the same old story being recycled for the billionth time, and I\u2019m getting the terrible feeling that this was meant as a full length movie that was turned into a short because they didn\u2019t have enough money. I cringe at the very idea of over 90 minutes of sad vampires.<\/p>\n<p>If the filmmakers read this, please don\u2019t take it the wrong way. I\u2019m not writing a negative review because I think you suck. I\u2019m writing a negative review because I think you can do better. *I* believe in you. Just\u2026 do something different. You have great style and skills, use them to do something that\u2019ll wow the pants off of people. Don\u2019t settle for recycling the dregs of the horror genre.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Born-of-Sin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25913\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Born-of-Sin-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Born-of-Sin-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Born-of-Sin-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Born-of-Sin.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>BORN OF SIN<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>WORLD PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>USA<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2017<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>9 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> English<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> William Boodell<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> William Boodell<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Bella Anderson, James Henderson, Paula Lindberg<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> BoodellArts<\/p>\n<p>This short sets up a very disturbing back story. So much so that I thought I might have to look away a few times, because it does this with such somber realism that it was kind of hard to watch.<\/p>\n<p>A little kid is sitting with her dad in his car. They\u2019re parked across the street from a bar. The mom calls to ask the man if he\u2019s drunk again. He denies it, even though he\u2019s drinking a beer as he\u2019s telling her how sober he is. They argue. Finally, both parents get tired of arguing and hang up on each other. The father leaves the kid to go into the bar, but pleads to her before leaving \u201cDon\u2019t be like me, okay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This is some deep dark stuff, and really well done. The scenes of the kid waiting in the car for her dad to come back, trying to make the best of things, trying to have fun, trying to be a kid, but always with that look of permanent worry on her face because she\u2019s not sure what kind of dad is going to come back, are all realistic and well-acted.<\/p>\n<p>Then \u2013 and I\u2019m posting a huge SPOILER WARNING here because there\u2019s just no other way to discuss this while keeping the ending a secret \u2013 the kid gets kidnapped by a Satanic Cult. At any other time my rule of thumb is that cults, especially Satanic ones, are fucking stupid. However, I will say that in this rare case I think it does sort of work because there\u2019s a really good punchline. I won\u2019t tell you what it is, because I wouldn\u2019t dare ruin it after spoiling the weird twist, but I will say this movie gets a mild pass. At the same time, the serious side of the short was so well done that I sort of wish they\u2019d gone in another direction. I mean, I understand why they did what they did. It works really well and there are plenty of serious dramatic shorts in the world. However, these guys are good at dramatic serious scenes. Like, really good. So if they ever did something that was more like the beginning of their short than the end I think they\u2019d knock our socks off.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Pumpkin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25917\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Pumpkin-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Pumpkin-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Pumpkin-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Pumpkin.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PUMPKIN<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>WORLD PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Canada<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2017<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>16 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> English<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Jay Rathore<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Jay Rathore<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Philip Granger, Mackie Bryson-Bucci, Conner Beardmore, Alden Doyle, Fiona Vroom<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> Owlbear Productions<br \/>\nI can\u2019t quite tell you, even as I\u2019m writing this review, if Pumpkin is a simplistic vengeance fantasy or a philosophical musing about the true nature of vigilantism. It plays itself as the former at times, but drops a lot of clues about the latter. These two contrasting themes leave me on the fence, unsure of what Pumpkin is trying to say, though I lean towards philosophical musing. So, I\u2019ll be philosophical.<\/p>\n<p>Three high school kids kidnap a middle-aged pedophile, tie him to a chair, and stream it all over the internet. He\u2019s either going to admit what he is, or else\u2026 As far as story goes, this part is familiar: An evil vile man is tied to a chair, helpless to the whims of our heroes.<\/p>\n<p>However, are the three protagonists the heroes? The kids aren\u2019t shown as wanting to exactly help. They\u2019re shown as borderline sociopaths who simply want a victim that society won\u2019t mourn or miss. A victim whose screams for mercy they don\u2019t have to care about. Not to mention that the man is such a sleazy and disgusting creep that we automatically empathize with the boys. There is no question about his guilt. It\u2019s obvious he\u2019s guilty.<\/p>\n<p>However, this begs the question: <em>Should<\/em> we empathize with these kids? Obviously, we don\u2019t empathize with the man, but their methods and the rationalization for their actions leave a lot to be desired.<\/p>\n<p>We live in a society where criminals have rights, but those rights aren\u2019t there to protect the guilty, as so many buddy cop movies imply, they\u2019re there to prevent people from committing atrocities under the guise of justice. Because at some point, if we do monstrous things to monstrous people, we become monsters too. You have to become very cold and cruel and heartless to hurt someone who can\u2019t fight back, and that cruelty doesn\u2019t just go away after you\u2019re done punishing the wicked. It stays with you, working its way down into your soul, digging into your psyche forever.<\/p>\n<p>This \u201cdesire for justice\u201d has been used throughout history to justify vile and sadistic acts. The problem always rests with how much violence you\u2019re ready to commit and how much sadism you\u2019re willing to forgive in the pursuit of your goals. The short certainly seems very ambivalent towards the boys\u2019 behaviour, portraying them more like the sort of guys that you find on 4chan message boards trolling female video game critics. Their internet audience is certainly shown as being much more interested in seeing real life torture than any sort of justice. Just take, for example, the scene where their live video feed gives out and they stop torturing the guy because, after all, if no one can see it then what\u2019s the point?<\/p>\n<p>This is an uncomfortable short to watch and it brings up very uncomfortable ideas. However, it\u2019s done in this slick, hip style that undermines those ideas. It\u2019s not torture porn, but it\u2019s almost trying to be torture porn, and so it doesn\u2019t quite work, but it comes so close that I can\u2019t say it\u2019s bad with a clear conscience.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Birthday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25912\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Birthday-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Birthday-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Birthday-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Birthday.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>BIRTHDAY<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>WORLD PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Italy<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2017<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>15 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Alberto Viavattene<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Alberto Viavattene<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Stewart Arnold, Roxane Duran, Sydne Rome<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> Lights oN<\/p>\n<p>This is the most surreal entry here. To the point where I\u2019m not sure what happened at the end, or in the beginning, or during anything that happened in between. Maybe that\u2019s a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>A nurse, I think, arrives at a retirement home and is ordered by the security guard to take pills and go do a \u201cBirthday\u201d for someone. Now, when I say this is surreal I don\u2019t mean it\u2019s something like Lynch or Dali or Jodorowski would make. There\u2019s no complete break with reality. It\u2019s more like Fulci or Argento\u2019s version of the surreal, where it\u2019s weird but it still follows a semi-coherent narrative. I\u2019m sure that if I sat down and looked for clues I could figure this out.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed it. That\u2019s all there really is to say about Birthday. It\u2019s weird and artistic and unpredictable. It\u2019s not perfect. It\u2019s a bit too \u201cTwilight Zoney\u201d which is a problem with a lot of shorts, but at the same time there are worse things in the world to be than a really good episode of The Twilight Zone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Home-Education.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25915\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Home-Education-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Home-Education-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Home-Education-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Home-Education.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOME EDUCATION<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>CANADIAN PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>United Kingdom<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2016<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>25 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> English<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Andrea Niada<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Andrea Niada<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Jemma Churchill, Richard Ginn, Kate Reed<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Home Education - Trailer\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/172224521?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"654\" height=\"368\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is a very British short about a very British mother and daughter, both of whom happen to be insane. The mother homeschools her child, filling her head with complete nonsense. We sense a deep religious upbringing, but never quite get to the religion. Which is fine since it would probably be too much back story. Instead we jump in just a little bit before the end.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with being crazy is that it isn\u2019t sustainable. Especially when you keep reality far at bay. At some point lying to yourself as regularly as breathing makes it impossible for you to function because you\u2019ve created so many rules and loopholes that you lose track of what you can and can\u2019t do, or what you\u2019re supposed to love and what you\u2019re supposed to hate, of what makes you calm and what makes you scared. After a while you get confused and anxious, and the world you created begins to crumble.<\/p>\n<p>Because this is very British story, and even the very mad in Britain have manners, there is no loud apocalyptic reason for the crash of this family. They simply quietly, politely almost, fall apart.<\/p>\n<p>The film is like watching a slow motion car crash. It builds and builds and builds until the last shot, as the mother comes to the realization x about the cost of her madness and the cost it\u2019s had on her daughter. It\u2019s a good scene, and a perfect ending.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/The-Peculiar-Abilities-of-Mr-Mahler.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25911\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/The-Peculiar-Abilities-of-Mr-Mahler-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/The-Peculiar-Abilities-of-Mr-Mahler-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/The-Peculiar-Abilities-of-Mr-Mahler-2x1.jpg 2w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/The-Peculiar-Abilities-of-Mr-Mahler.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><strong>THE PECULIAR ABILITIES OF MR MAHLER<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>(&#8221; Die Besonderen F\u00e4higkeiten Des Herrn Mahler&#8221;)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>QUEBEC PREMIERE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Germany<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2017<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>29 mins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Language:<\/strong> German<br \/>\n<strong>Directed by:<\/strong> Paul Philipp<br \/>\n<strong>Written by:<\/strong> Belo Schwarz<br \/>\n<strong>Cast:<\/strong> Andr\u00e9 M. Hennicke, Dante Gutierrez Janssen, Jasmin Schwiers, Matthias Lier<br \/>\n<strong>Company:<\/strong> Aug&amp;ohr medie<\/p>\n<p>As British as the previous short was, this is very German. Set in East Germany in 1987, Mr. Mahler is an investigator for the secret police who is questioning two grieving parents about the death of their child. He is not a psychic, he says, but he can sense things. So we instantly think he\u2019s a psychic of course. However, Mr. Mahler will prove to the audience that he is not psychic in the least, while at the same time methodically solving the case.<\/p>\n<p>A bit too gray and drab to be fun, this short is still very hypnotic and engaging. Mahler speaks in a slow deliberate somber voice that instantly captures your attention, leaving the music and cinematography do the rest.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not sure about the final few minutes of the film, because it\u2019s a twist ending in a story that doesn\u2019t need one, but the buildup is so great that I can\u2019t really say anything bad about it. Unlike a lot of shorts, I\u2019d like to see this as a longer movie. As long as they get rid of that ending, I think this would be awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that was Small Gauge Trauma. You had some great stuff, some good stuff, some okay stuff, some bad stuff, but all the stuff was always interesting to watch. Writing this review, it occurs to me that shorts, even the ones I dislike, always provide me with so much more pleasure than a normal length movie. It\u2019s impossible to truly hate watching a short film. It\u2019s like being able to hate playing with an excited puppy. It may not do everything perfectly like the big dogs, but it\u2019s perfect just the way it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Small Gauge Trauma is a programming block of shorts at the Fantasia Festival that sort of functions as a two hour anthology movie without a wraparound story. The shorts can be in any genre and are chosen by rough theme. 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