{"id":28015,"date":"2018-10-11T00:36:59","date_gmt":"2018-10-11T04:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=28015"},"modified":"2018-10-11T00:39:55","modified_gmt":"2018-10-11T04:39:55","slug":"atm-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/11\/atm-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"ATM (2012)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/ATM-2012-600x300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-28016\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/ATM-2012-600x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/ATM-2012-600x300.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/ATM-2012-600x300-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/ATM-2012-600x300-2x1.jpg 2w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>There are two kinds of survival thrillers I place in separate categories. There\u2019s the \u201cThey\u2019re completely fucked\u201d films like \u201cOpen Water\u201d and \u201cAlive\u201d where their situation is hopeless. Then there\u2019s the \u201cCalm Down and You Might Survive\u201d category with titles like \u201cFrozen\u201d and \u201c47 Meters Down\u201d where if people just relaxed and displayed some kind of common sense, they could make it. \u201cATM\u201d is in the latter category where if these three moronic characters would just stop and think for a moment, they could have actually made it through the poor man\u2019s Jigsaw without many battle wounds.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>After a wild Christmas party, officer worker David agrees to drive home co-worker Emily. With intrusive friend and co-worker Corey tagging along, they stop at an ATM to grab some quick cash. Much to their horror, they realize they\u2019re being stalked by a figure in a large winter coat waiting in the darkness. What seems like a troublemaker at first descends in to violence when he murders a dog walker passing by the scene. Now it becomes a fight for survival among the trio of yuppy morons, all of whom can\u2019t stop and think of one single good idea. \u201cATM\u201d has a nugget of a clever premise, but it\u2019s all bogged down by a slim narrative, bland characters, and plot holes galore.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, why not open the door and scream for help endlessly? Or, perhaps bum rush the psycho? Or perhaps scatter in various directions and meet up somewhere? The solution they come up with in the final ten minutes will have you screaming \u201cShould have done that in the first place!\u201d to the screen at least three times. \u201dATM\u201d is miserable and absolutely void of creativity to the point where it can\u2019t even come up with a colorful villain. Said villain just stands around in a large winter coat, and then devises such a hackneyed and sloppy way of preying on his victims. In the end there\u2019s no other reasoning save for the fact that\u2014you know\u2014this is a horror thriller and we need a bad guy.<\/p>\n<p>I guess. I mean the villain\u2019s whole plot is predicated on the idea that one or two people will enter his choice ATM vestibule allowing him to terrorize them. But what if one or two people enter, and suddenly a huge bus comes around filled with people who want to use the ATM? It\u2019s just such a weak bit of motivation for a horror villain. Thank goodness we\u2019ve yet to see the sequel \u201cATM: Overdraft.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe style=\"width: 120px; height: 240px;\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;OneJS=1&amp;Operation=GetAdHtml&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;source=ac&amp;ref=qf_sp_asin_til&amp;ad_type=product_link&amp;tracking_id=thebalconymov-20&amp;marketplace=amazon&amp;region=US&amp;placement=B007G5H72G&amp;asins=B007G5H72G&amp;linkId=6b1d64ad9f3bf2e3f66f27616ad511ae&amp;show_border=false&amp;link_opens_in_new_window=false&amp;price_color=ba7900&amp;title_color=00549f&amp;bg_color=ffffff\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><br \/>\n<\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two kinds of survival thrillers I place in separate categories. There\u2019s the \u201cThey\u2019re completely fucked\u201d films like \u201cOpen Water\u201d and \u201cAlive\u201d where their situation is hopeless. Then there\u2019s the \u201cCalm Down and You Might Survive\u201d category with titles like \u201cFrozen\u201d and \u201c47 Meters Down\u201d where if people just relaxed and displayed some kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12],"tags":[240,477,703,950,1012,1087],"class_list":["post-28015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-horror-month","category-movie-reviews","tag-crime","tag-horror","tag-mystery","tag-slasher","tag-survival","tag-thriller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28015"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29210,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28015\/revisions\/29210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}