{"id":30656,"date":"2014-12-31T22:53:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T03:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=30656"},"modified":"2019-03-01T22:56:23","modified_gmt":"2019-03-02T03:56:23","slug":"serena-an-adult-fairytale-1979-dvd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/31\/serena-an-adult-fairytale-1979-dvd\/","title":{"rendered":"Serena: An Adult Fairytale (1979) (DVD)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/51ay28JOVKL._SY445_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-30657 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/51ay28JOVKL._SY445_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"314\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/51ay28JOVKL._SY445_.jpg 314w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/51ay28JOVKL._SY445_-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/51ay28JOVKL._SY445_-1x1.jpg 1w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a>At a little over an hour long, \u201cSerena\u201d really is a listless twist on \u201cCinderella.\u201d This time, we meet Cindy, a slave for her stepmother, who beds men every night, while Cindy watches in corners masturbating and trying to get in on the action. There\u2019s not much of an explanation for anything in the movie, as \u201cSerena\u201d seems to excel on being baffling and weird in many instances. Plus, I\u2019m fairly certain most of the cast were high during the filming.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nChina Leigh is the narrator and fairy god mother who, I\u2019m almost certain, they pulled out of bed, slipped some tranquilizers in to her, and forced her in to reading some dialogue off of a storybook. Leigh\u2019s sleepy narration and prologue gives way to a pretty dull movie that has no clear narrative and no energy, period. The music is stock, the performers seem fairly bored by what occurs, and star Serena is wasted. That\u2019s a shame considering she\u2019s quite sexy, and looks great through most of the film.<\/p>\n<p>Cindy hopes to meet the prince of her dreams, so her fairy godmother engages in girl on girl with her, before warping her in to an orgy Cindy really wants to take part in, in hopes of finding Prince Charming. During the orgy, Cindy eventually finds her prince. You have to love how after the orgy every performer are sleeping along the floor in one big pile, and the prince is stalking around trying shoes on the naked women. \u201cSerena\u201d is vintage hardcore porn. It\u2019s barely entertaining, but for collectors of restored vintage porn, Impulse Pictures does a bang up job. And hey, at least China Leigh is sexy.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width: 120px; height: 240px;\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;OneJS=1&amp;Operation=GetAdHtml&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;source=ac&amp;ref=tf_til&amp;ad_type=product_link&amp;tracking_id=thebalconymov-20&amp;marketplace=amazon&amp;region=US&amp;placement=B00AKLLSOG&amp;asins=B00AKLLSOG&amp;linkId=NBESRFKHWZEZVTB6&amp;show_border=false&amp;link_opens_in_new_window=true&amp;price_color=910000&amp;title_color=00549F&amp;bg_color=FFFFFF\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><br \/>\n<\/iframe><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a little over an hour long, \u201cSerena\u201d really is a listless twist on \u201cCinderella.\u201d This time, we meet Cindy, a slave for her stepmother, who beds men every night, while Cindy watches in corners masturbating and trying to get in on the action. There\u2019s not much of an explanation for anything in the movie, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[64,70,328,367],"class_list":["post-30656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","tag-adaptation","tag-adult","tag-erotic","tag-foreign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30658,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30656\/revisions\/30658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}