{"id":39172,"date":"2023-03-16T08:40:39","date_gmt":"2023-03-16T12:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=39172"},"modified":"2023-03-16T08:42:41","modified_gmt":"2023-03-16T12:42:41","slug":"super-mario-bros-the-movie-30-years-later-the-baffling-feature-film-adaptation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/16\/super-mario-bros-the-movie-30-years-later-the-baffling-feature-film-adaptation\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d 30 Years Later: The Baffling Feature Film Adaptation"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Kids today will soon know their Mario Brothers as CGI animated sprites in the upcoming \u201cThe Super Mario Bros. Movie.\u201d I, for one, am psyched. But back in 1993, my Mario Bros. (beyond the video games) were found on television and in the movies. After Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells ended their run as Mario and Luigi in \u201cThe Super Mario Brothers Super Show!\u201d in 1989, the studios decided to finally bring the Super Mario world to the big screen in 1993. Said movie was called \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie.\u201d<\/p>\n

You\u2019d probably think: \u201cHow they could possibly get such an easy concept so wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n

But they did. They really did.<\/p>\n

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Truth be told, in 1993 the general consensus among NES and Super Mario fans was that the movie simply did the games no justice. Even in 1993 at the age of ten, I fondly recall watching \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d on VHS, and being so utterly disappointed. Sure, the movie threw us a bone every now and then by the inclusion of elements from the games, but the movie itself was dark. And grim. And menacing. And not too fun. These days time has been pretty kind to \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie.\u201d Sure, it was pegged as one of the many doomed adaptations of what the media defined as \u201cThe Video Game Movie Curse\u201d that became a pervasive topic well in to the aughts.<\/p>\n

But as television and movie studios have finally learned how to deliver a proper adaptation (Respect the material! It\u2019s not rocket science!), \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d has grown to become regarded as something of a cult classic. Even though the movie itself is still not too much fun to sit through, there are some plot points and Easter eggs that shine through here and there. Your mileage on \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d depends on how much you\u2019re willing to divorce yourself from the source material. I think they could have offered up a fun movie had they embraced the original games with a more whimsical fantasy based temperament. But directors Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel opt for something darker and considerably bleak.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Here Super Mario Land was depicted as a Dystopian, Industrial Wasteland that feels modeled very much in the vein of \u201cTheodore Rex.\u201d True the latter film would come out years later, but there\u2019s just so much here that seems less than coincidental. Of course, there are the obvious influenced from \u201cBlade Runner,\u201d and \u201cMax Headroom.\u201d In the nineties, futuristic films were less about optimism and fantasy and a lot more about edge, and being extreme. That bled right over in to the look and feel of the \u201cSuper Mario Bros.\u201d despite the general library being about as light and fun as you could possibly imagine.<\/p>\n

In \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie, Brooklyn plumbers Mario and Luigi get the shock of their lives when they discover a parallel world populated by the intelligent descendants of dinosaurs. That would be \u201cMario Land\u201d (?). It seems they weren’t actually destroyed by a meteor millions of years ago but hurled into another dimension and, now, they have plans to rule our human world. It’s now up to our unlikely heroes to battle the evil King Koopa\u2014who is masquerading as a human industrialist–and his Goomba guards, free the beautiful Princess Daisy and save mankind from being consumed and transformed in to anthropomorphic dinosaur people.<\/p>\n

One thing I vividly remember most about \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d was the marketing campaign. Despite the movie fully embracing a PG-13 rating with material concerning gross, giant fungi, mutant experiments, and bizarre monsters, the publicity was aimed squarely at kids. The massive one page ad for the movie was plastered on almost every comic book and hobby magazine you could find. They spared no expense on the ads for it. And they even marketed a large toy line for the movies featuring Mario and Luigi in the likenesses of the actors that played them on-screen. The only thing that we never really got was a game based on the movie a la \u201cStreet Fighter: The Movie Game.\u201d\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>A lot of what\u2019s explored in this new vision of the Mario Bros. is both weird and depressing. They\u2019re both plumbers from a long line of career plumbers struggling to make ends meet. Along the way we find out that Mario and Luigi\u2019s last name is Mario. Younger brother Luigi makes a point of explaining that his name is Luigi Mario and older brother Mario is named Mario Mario. This has been somewhat embraced as concrete canon for the Mario universe, with even creator Shigeru Miyamoto confirming this. I\u2019ve always been in the middle ground of this reveal, as the last name is so silly, but also on par with the general tone of the film.<\/p>\n

The movie stands on the shoulders of its trio of stars, and all things considered the eccentric casting works. Despite the major age gaps between Hoskins and Leguizamo, the pair have considerable chemistry. Leguizamo gives Luigi more of an urban edge as opposed to how he\u2019s typically depicted as the taller geekier pairing in the pairing. Despite their genuine disdain for the film and starring in it, Leguizamo and Hoskins\u2019 casting is top notch and even manages to think outside the box. Despite Hoskins\u2019 age, he even lends Mario a somewhat youthful enthusiasm that you instantly root for. Dennis Hopper never has a hard time playing eccentric bad guys and as President Koopa, he chews the scenery and leaves no crumbs behind.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s also Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy who is depicted more as an angry heiress than a princess. Despite that she works with what she\u2019s given and plays well off of Leguizamo. The big mistake is the writers try to give logic to everything we see in Mario\u2019s world. Most of those aspects involving bob ombs and koopas were written off as part of the fantastic fantasy world that Mario was a part of in the video games. The approach here is to give the Mario world more of a realistic framework, suspension of disbelief be damned. So everything is basically explained away, with the Koopas being genetic experiments, The Mario Bros. super jumps being attributed to mechanical high powered boots, and turning Yoshi in to an actual dinosaur.<\/p>\n

Yoshi was always a dinosaur (or Yoshisaur), sure, but in \u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d he\u2019s merely a meek dinosaur akin to a Chihuahua who is given only about two minutes of screen time, total. Mario never rides him, he doesn\u2019t really see any action, and there\u2019s no real moment for him to shine. Sure the animatronics for the live action Yoshi were stellar then and they\u2019re still pretty damn good, by today\u2019s standards.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d shockingly ends on a stinger promising a more action packed sequel that\u2026 well\u2026 we never actually got. The writers seemed to put the cart before the horse ending the entire film on a \u201cTo Be Continued\u2026\u201d closer that only hints at what they were likely planning for a follow up. If you were in the theaters during the film\u2019s original opening, I wouldn\u2019t be surprised if a lot of the audience giggled at the prospect that we were getting a sequel. I mean how do you follow up a movie like this? Who would challenge the Mario Bros. and the Princess after knocking off President\/King Koopa? They already borrowed heavily from \u201cSuper Mario\u201d 3, and \u201cSuper Mario World,\u201d so what would have been the big storyline?<\/p>\n

\u201cSuper Mario Bros: The Movie\u201d has grown to be more and more appreciated since 1993, and that\u2019s good to see. I say that especially as a big Leguizamo fan who can still do pretty much any role and is still so damn underrated. Despite the movie still failing to be remotely entertaining, it has its moments and choices in character changes that are still interesting. It\u2019s also still a pretty good bit of cringe nostalgia for nineties kids, when the hype was deafening for a movie that landed with a thud.<\/p>\n

Fingers crossed the new animated movie fares so much better.
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