{"id":41768,"date":"2023-11-17T02:05:40","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T07:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=41768"},"modified":"2023-11-17T02:06:58","modified_gmt":"2023-11-17T07:06:58","slug":"bad-cgi-gator-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2023\/11\/17\/bad-cgi-gator-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad CGI Gator (2023)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Bad-CGI-Gator.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-41769\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Bad-CGI-Gator.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Bad-CGI-Gator.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Bad-CGI-Gator-300x161.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Bad-CGI-Gator-2x1.jpg 2w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a>See here\u2019s my problem with \u201cBad CGI Gator.\u201d It\u2019s not that it takes a short coming and tries to turn it in to some kind of schlocky B movie element. It\u2019s that the movie is only fifty eight minutes and it\u2019s called \u201cBad CGI Gator.\u201d And said Bad CGI Gator doesn\u2019t make an appearance until at least seventeen minutes in to the movie. If you have only sixty minutes to work with, and your movie is called \u201cBad CGI Gator,\u201d and you\u2019re promising a Bad CGI Gator, I would think one would try to plaster the titular Bad CGI Gator on every frame as much as humanly possible.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Six college grads on Spring Break get a cabin in the swamplands of Georgia. Once there, they decide to throw their school laptops in a backyard lake in an act of youthful defiance, which unknowingly turns a lurking alligator into the dreaded and insatiable Bad CGI Gator.<\/p>\n<p>The Cocaine Bear appeared for a majority of its own movie. The piranhas appeared a lot throughout their various movies. Even the awful birds made multiple appearances in \u201cBirdemic.\u201d So you can\u2019t really hand us an hour long film and not give us what we came for in full force. For all intents and purposes the Bad CGI Gator is perfectly acceptable&#8211;for a syndicated late nineties television movie. I don\u2019t know if Full Moon just didn\u2019t want to try or didn\u2019t have a ton of resources available to them, but the leaning in to the Bad CGI Gator misses the mark.<\/p>\n<p>Even the tongue in cheek ribs at Gen Z fall flat, sadly. Also was the gator a normal gator and became a Bad CGI Gator? Or was it always a Bad CGI Gator and transformed in to a huge Bad CGI Gator? If anything the respective cast is charming in their usual horror movie tropes, right down the adrenaline addicted meat head (Ben Vandermey is hilarious). With \u201cBad CGI Gator,\u201d you\u2019ll either click in and accept it, or just count down the minutes until it ends.<\/p>\n<p>I was counting down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Premieres on Amazon Prime Video and FullMoonfeatures.com November 24<sup>th<\/sup>.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See here\u2019s my problem with \u201cBad CGI Gator.\u201d It\u2019s not that it takes a short coming and tries to turn it in to some kind of schlocky B movie element. It\u2019s that the movie is only fifty eight minutes and it\u2019s called \u201cBad CGI Gator.\u201d And said Bad CGI Gator doesn\u2019t make an appearance until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,12],"tags":[219,477,501,711,973],"class_list":["post-41768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-full-moon-friday","category-movie-reviews","tag-comedy","tag-horror","tag-indie-film","tag-nature-run-amok","tag-spoof"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41768"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41771,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41768\/revisions\/41771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}