{"id":8982,"date":"2011-01-10T22:01:25","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T03:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=8982"},"modified":"2011-01-10T22:01:25","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T03:01:25","slug":"the-human-sexipede-first-sequence-a-porn-parody-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/10\/the-human-sexipede-first-sequence-a-porn-parody-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"The Human Sexipede (First Sequence: A Porn Parody) (2010)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The-Human-Sexipede\"<\/a>If the pretentious shit drizzle torture porn of 2010 entitled “The Human Centipede” entertained you, or if it just made you roll your eyes at the bloated hype, then “The Human Sexipede” may just be right up your alley. “The Human Sexipede” works more as a spoof of the Tom Six film than it does a hardcore porn, and right from the get go its intent is to make us laugh. I found myself giggling through most of the parody, especially with Sunny Lane and Amber Rayne delivering dialogue that’s nothing but clunky foreshadowing. The basic premise of this version is that both American tourists are incapable of achieving sexual satisfaction. After a quick girl on girl romp involving anal probing with vibrators, and 69ing, the girls find the evil Dr. Heiter online through a personal ad where Heiter insists he likes to party.<\/p>\n

One screen wipe later, the girls are at his pad, and Heiter insists they stay for a party, even donning a party hat. The water they’re drinking is of course laced with sedatives and they wake up in his basement strapped to the bed. Of course they’re both exaggerating as Heiter reveals, they can break free without even trying. “Okay, so who’s the screaming Asian guy?” Cue Keni Styles as Katsuro, a hilarious satirizing of the original Asian character in “The Human Centipede” who awakens from his coma screaming and insists he just screams because “It’s his thing. It’s his fetish.” It’s pretty sad that I had a better time with this porn spoof than I actually did with the original film primarily because the original Tom Six thriller is so abundant in absurd writing and over the top performances that it’s easy pickings for a porn parody. The three victims of Heiter’s experiment are of course folks who are incapable of reaching sexual satisfaction with a normal person.<\/p>\n

Their thirsts are unquenchable and Heiter may just have the cure for what ails them. Tom Byron is also hysterical as the mad Dr. Heiter who constantly describes himself as a “Mad sexual genius” and breaks in to fits of laughter and unnecessary grimacing and evil scowls just to keep the uneasy tension going throughout his experiences with hot women. And you have to respect how he is capable of having a segment of massive hardcore sex with his ex-girlfriend and still be able to keep the cheesy German accent alive and well. Even when supplying her with a facial, he is still capable of keeping the accent. That’s called dedication. Byron takes this role by the balls (no not literally) and keeps the comic pacing at an all time high eliciting genuine laughter in the middle of his ludicrous experiment.<\/p>\n

While the content is essentially hardcore porn first and foremost, the story doesn’t just act as a framework for the grand fuck fest that occurs with the gorgeous female performers. Lee Roy Myerss actually conducts something of a twist on the original Tom Six premise, and has a good time with his comedic slant. Of course in spite of the initial reservations from the three subjects that living as a freak would suck in spite of achieving sexual pleasure every single moment they’re awake, the first sequence is achieved. I can’t wait to see what happens after Tom Six makes the Second Sequence. There has to be more for Dr. Heiter to accomplish for sexy porn stars. Genuinely funny, clever, and well written, “The Human Sexipede” is a worthy porn parody of a popular film that takes great pains in copying the original source material while also adding its own dose of originality and hilarity. It’s a fine product that works wonders as a comedy and a hardcore porn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If the pretentious shit drizzle torture porn of 2010 entitled “The Human Centipede” entertained you, or if it just made you roll your eyes at the bloated hype, then “The Human Sexipede” may just be right up your alley. “The Human Sexipede” works more as a spoof of the Tom Six film than it does […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[70,219,438,477,792,973,1087],"class_list":["post-8982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","tag-adult","tag-comedy","tag-h","tag-horror","tag-porn","tag-spoof","tag-thriller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}