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Let me tell you, its tough reviewing one of the most famous porn movies ever made. Hell, its tough reviewing porn, period. How do you review a porno movie? I can\u2019t really speak on the acting, because hell, it\u2019s a porn movie, there aren\u2019t Oscar winning performances. And the production quality is abysmal. So, how do I go about this, I ask myself. But you\u2019re probably asking why I\u2019m reviewing a porno movie. Well, it\u2019s just because this over-opinionated asshole wanted to throw his three cents in on this classic film. You\u2019ve all heard about it. You know about it, so I thought I\u2019d just give you the lowdown. The reason \u201cDebbie Does Dallas\u201d is such a bonafide classic is simply because it has everything men and women like in a porno. The sex scenes are staged fantasies, the cast is comprised of cheerleaders, and our main character is hot. \u201cDebbie Does Dallas\u201d has a huge history in the film medium. For proof on that, check out \u201cDebbie Does Dallas Uncovered,\u201d and you\u2019ll see what I mean. The reason why \u201cDebbie Does Dallas\u201d was big was because of Bambi Woods. People attribute the success of this film to many things, but I pin it on Bambi Woods. Woods isn\u2019t (or wasn\u2019t, if she\u2019s actually dead) a fox in the strictest sense.<\/p>\n
But Woods brought an energy and pure sexual wholesomeness to the movie that made her alluring. She was like that hot girl next door you just wanted to catch nearly nude at some point, and she\u2019s attractive. She’s never too thin, and is shapely enough to warrant the lead billing, even if she’s outweighed by the supporting cast who pulls off some entertaining sequences of their own. Her presence and appeal make up for her utterly atrocious acting here; and I’m still wondering why she always seems to have a psychotic tick when delivering her dialogue. Woods really helped fuel the film along, a film that\u2019s filled with women that are either really gorgeous, or inspire a cringe, with sex scenes that never go full length. But it’s also interesting to note this is during the days when porn featured natural unshaven women with evident tan lines. Which I much prefer over the very artificial beefed up women we see today. The sex is hardcore by the definition, and there\u2019s every angle here, and every scenario, and Debbie gets the final sex scene in her Dallas outfit, but by comparison the sex scenes are short than most modern pornography.<\/p>\n
The plot goes as follows, a group of cheerleaders for a high school discover their head cheerleader Debbie is going to become a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowgirls. Excited for her, Debbie’s cheerleader friends are upset to learn that she simply has no money to go and try out, nor will her father give her the necessary funds to travel and give it a shot, but they stage a plan. They\u2019re going to sell themselves out to the desires of the football team for a profit, and also to the faculty. And also decide to tag along. Same old story, eh? Now those are devoted friends, I\u2019ll tell you. \u201cDebbie Does Dallas\u201d is famous for a reason, because it allows us to live through these fantasies, and retains some of its impact in this day and age, even if it\u2019s aged pretty poorly. Not to mention it\u2019s an entertaining film because of its utterly odd sequences.<\/p>\n
In one scene an older teacher spanks his sexy student in his office, and two teachers persuade one of Bambi\u2019s friends to engage in a threesome almost against her will. But the most humorous sequence involves Debbie in her outfit being chased around the sports store by her manager who chases her in a football uniform with his wang hanging out. \u201cDebbie Does Dallas\u201d has a camp value about it that makes it worth re-watching, and not just because it\u2019s porn. The acting is so stupid, but also entertaining, and Woods delivery of her dialogue is so clunky that you can\u2019t help but laugh when she\u2019s on-screen. But of course, the finisher is worth the watch if only to see Bambi Woods deliver the final blow in her Dallas Cowgirls outfit to her perverted store manager. “Debbie Does Dallas” has a certain value about it that’s helped it surpass the remakes, spin-offs, and sequels for a long time, and it’s worth the watch if only for the novelty, and pure camp. And there’s the sex, too. Can’t forget about the sex.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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