The Breakfast Club XXX (2009)

3cddrfQCurrently the two best porn spoof directors working today is Axel Braun, who is the Hitchcock of the finely timed comic jab set to the fuck fest, and of course Lee Roy Myers who not only directed some fine porn spoofs like “The Big Lebowski XXX,” but also managed to take one of the finest teen dramas of all time and turned it in to a damn fine porn spoof of its very own entitled “The Breakfast Club XXX.” Not only is this a film that ponders on the bigger questions behind the original 1980’s masterpiece, but also manages to delve in to the finer aspects of said questions. For example, what happened when Estevez saw the Goth chick now an average beauty queen? Why, he took her in to the back and fucked the ever loving god out of her, that’s what he did.

Hey, they were teenagers after all. For all intents and purposes, “The Breakfast Club XXX” is one damn finely made porn spoof that takes the original movie and turns it on its ass (changing it to a college setting for the sake of alarmists) to deliver some of the goofiest comedy and best fuck scenes around. And it helps that we’re able to see the yummy Andy San Dimas at it yet again in a porn spoof she dominates with her searing sexuality. And who can forget Faye Reagen taking on the all the crucial role Molly Ringwald made so famous that’s transformed in to a heaving sexual beast of her very own?

If that’s not enough when we see the Breakfast club sitting around and divulging their stories, the movie is never afraid to take detours and show some great fuck scenes and orgies. And as for crusty old principal Richard Vernon? He’s gone! We now have lovely Samantha Ryan filling in for him as “The Dean,” allowing for a chance for a good right fuck by the janitor and some back and forth between her sexy young male students. Why do they have detention in college? Who cares? “The Breakfast Club XXX” is no slouch in the porn spoof department, allowing for a gloss and sharp definition that makes it a cut above the rest production wise.

All the while it possesses a standard of tongue in cheek comedy that makes it the perfect blend of hardcore porn and wink to the camera humor we can appreciate. It also helps our characters are dressed precisely like the iconic characters from the eighties film, long wigs and all. “The Breakfast Club XXX” is another win for Lee Roy Myers whose own brand of special porn satire is almost as good as his competitor Axel Braun. Almost as good. Lee Roy Myers shoots at the face yet again with a funny and arousing hardcore porn that takes one of the finest dramas of all time and transforms it in to a raucous hardcore bit of pornographic fare with sexy women, great sex scenes all around, and principal you can get behind. Literally.