Say what you want about softcore porn, but it serves its purpose if you’re in the mood to ogle hot women without the nastiness of hardcore stuff. “Sexy Warriors” definitely lives up to its title, supplying a foursome of really sexy women, all of whom indulge audiences in an Amazonian fantasy. This time around the really gorgeous Jazy Berlin is a warrior woman named Diana from the land of Lesbos who uses a magic orb to go to the future. Why she chooses LA is anyone’s guess, but she warps there. She’s followed by red headed bombshell Athena who is looking for her, and the two find that the future holds various pleasures. This is kind of like 2011’s “Thor” if Thor were a sexy Amazonian lesbian.
For some reason she lands in the middle of a gym where five people attend (ah low budgets) and meets the owner Gail. She’s played Christine Nguyen who manages to pull off the impossible feat of being sexy, charming, and adorable at the same time. The other women are sexy, but Nguyen is a triple threat who plays the straight man for most of the picture. She is bored with her current relationship and is seeing a man from her gym. Said man is teaming up with one of her female clients to take over the gym. Meanwhile, Gail realizes she really likes women when she comes across Diana.
Much girl on girl and scissoring later, Gail and Diana team up to find the ultimate man that can help the Amazonians procreate. As stated, “Sexy Warriors” is very low budget, so the scenery is limited. I’ve never seen such a small gym in my life, and you have to appreciate the limited sword fighting that occurs. Berlin and Jordan seem almost hesitant to break something so their only sword fight is pretty laughable. That said, you don’t come to “Sexy Warriors” for sword fights as the bombshells fill up the screen. Surely Berlin, Stone, and Jordan are fine in their own right, but Nguyen really kept me watching for the duration. It’s a fun and silly softcore fantasy film, and one I might re-watch if only for Nguyen.