Say what you want about Seduction Cinema productions. Their films are cheap and flimsy, but they’re just never boring. The budget for “Ironbabe” was probably less than the budget for the opening animated sequence, and boy does it show. One of the few films from Seduction Cinema I’ve seen that didn’t star Misty Mundae, “The Insatiable Ironbabe” tackles the “Iron Man” craze of 2008 with about the level of humor and soft core sex you’d expect.
Jackie Stevens is Horny Fark, a sex toy wizard who plans to produce some interactive sex toys for her clients, and is selling them to foreign terrorists for some reason. During her demonstration (in an obvious public park), she and her assistants are attacked, and Horny is taken hostage in a warehouse. It’s always a warehouse. I wonder if every warehouse in California has a sign out front that reads “We’re available for porn, snuff film, and really bad horror movie shoots!” I’m not too sure why terrorists would hang an American flag in the prison they’re holding their prisoners in. But then, I’m not sure why Horny and her fellow inmate are wearing bikinis, either, so it’s really not worth examining.
While Horny is out cold, an equally sexy scientist implants a life saving G-String on her, allowing her to exact her revenge and break out. Which isn’t that tough considering there’s absolutely no security when Horny decides to break free. Meanwhile, Horny’s rival Obgyn Stain is planning to produce her own sex toys, all of which go haywire and threaten to kill people. Or something to that effect, I had a hard time following the plot. After many softcore petting and rubbing scenes (including one scene where the performers give up and just start rubbing on windows), and so much nudity, Horny eventually becomes Ironbabe, thanks to help from her assistant Bumper Boobs.
This is a suit comprised of gold tights, red shades, and a metal bra that shoots lasers. The Ironbabe suit is really a fun bit of low budget attempt to mimic the Iron Man suit, and looks almost like a cosplay outfit. But it sets the tone for some fun moments, including Ironbabe shooting enemies with her bra lasers, and blocking gunshots with her iron ass. Ironbabe also is such a genius that she can fly off the ground by tying her inflatable sex doll around her waist and floating around the city with it in tow. The compositing for the big shot of Ironbabe flying around is just god awful, but even worse is when the movie begins to re-use insert shots over and over. That said “Insatiable Iron Babe” is a typical Seduction Cinema cheapie, but one that’s at least worth a laugh or two.