Welcome back to BAD MOVIE MONDAY! Today I’m going to review something legendary. Well, legendary to me anyway. It’s called ACTION U.S.A. and stars Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight, Barri Murphy, Cameron Mitchell, William Smith and Ross Hagen. It was released in 1989 and directed by stuntman John Stewart. It was written by… Oh, who am I kidding? This movie wasn’t written. It was a teenager’s daydream that was doodled on the back of his algebra textbook during class and the filmmakers used that as a script. Seriously, this movie is bananas.

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With the passing of Louise Fletcher I am reminded of just how immensely wonderful she was in Exorcist II, because if nothing else it’s a movie that really showcased her skills as an actress. Anyone can be good in a good movie but it takes real talent to be good in a BAD movie.
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Last week on BAD MOVIE MONDAY the group and I watched an old favorite of mine. One that I originally saw in 1984 and has been haunting my dreams ever since…
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Last week I did a Halloween movie, so for this week’s review I’m going to go with Christmas. Because if I can’t ruin ALL the holidays for everyone by associating them with terrible movies then I’m not doing my job correctly.

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This week we’re gonna go obscure and old school. 1982’s “Trick or Treats”, not to be confused with 1986’s “Trick or Treat” or 2007’s “Trick R’ Treat”, is one of the weirdest slasher movies from the 80s, and that’s saying something.

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As much as I love to in bottom-of-the-barrel garbage, I also love it when a movie defies my expectations of being a dumpster fire and actually turns out to be good. This is what happened just last week with BAD MOVIE MONDAY after one of the other people in the group chose a film called “The Curse of Humpty Dumpty” At first, I was stoked because it sounded awful. However, as we watched it we all sort of were all surprised and delighted that this was turning out to be a neat little moody thriller. Nothing perfect mind you, but deserving of mention. So, here’s me mentioning it.
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Today’s review is for a movie called DEMONOID: MESSENGER OF DEATH starring Stuart Whitman and Samantha Eggar, both of whom are pros at making any movie look awesome just by virtue of them being in it. It’s directed by the legendary Alfredo Zacarías who not only made this twisted gem but also made the utterly batshit insane “The Bees” in 1978 with John Saxon and John Carradine, another one worth seeking out.

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