One of the most disappointing aspects of “Honey Buns” is that is boasts the incredible Uschi Digard, who plays a key role in this goofy porn film, but she never really does much the entire time she’s on-screen. Granted, she appears in a skimpy purple dress, and doesn’t mind showing off her gorgeous body, but she disappears for the remainder of the movie, entirely. Not that Ms. Digard’s fleeting albeit stunning presence ruins the experience of “Honey Buns.” But it’s the principle, damn it.
In either case, “Honey Buns” (or its original title “Heads or Tails”) is a really good hard core porn film that fails in the comedy, but delivers in some really well filmed sex sequences. “Honey Buns” feels like a sex comedy turned in to a hard core romp later one, as most of the sequences feel like they were directed after the fact. Matt Hewitt is Harry, a lovelorn and awkward office drone for a feminine hygiene company. Confused as to why his boss scores with tons of women, including the secretary and the gorgeous Uschi Digard, he ventures home and meets the Magician.
The Magician is an enigmatic being who gives Harry a red pill that allows him to have sex with any gorgeous woman he fantasizes about. Suddenly gorgeous naked women begin popping up around his apartment, prompting Harry to bed them, but they disappear just as he reaches his climax. Frustrated, Harry learns how to extend his pleasure, and his partner’s pleasure, leading in to very steamy moments, including a confrontation with a girl in his shower, atop his fridge, and with a very sexy and aggressive fantasy played by Kathy Hilton. “Honey Buns” is silly, but it at least has a semblance of a creative narrative, well filmed sex scenes, and the incomparable Uschi Digard.