Here For Blood (2023)

Warning: Spoilers pertaining to the movie abound.

You really haven’t seen it all until you’ve seen a wrestler elbow drop a flesh eating zombie multiple times until its head explodes. That’s that thing about “Here for Blood.” It has a ton of good ideas and a great sense of humor about itself, but it gets lost in so much filler and narrative excess. What could have been a simple and fun home invasion thriller turns in to a convoluted survival film about cults, and sacrifices, and masked killers, and anointed prophets. It’s all a movie that could have been so much better with tighter editing and fifteen minutes trimmed down.

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The Bootleg Files: Turn-On

BOOTLEG FILES 840: “Turn-On” (1969 television series that was cancelled after one episode).

LAST SEEN: On YouTube.

AMERICAN HOME VIDEO: None.

REASON FOR BOOTLEG STATUS: No perceived reissue value.

CHANCES OF SEEING A COMMERCIAL DVD RELEASE: It would be a great subject for a straight-to-DVD documentary, but a standalone release is unlikely.

Referring to any creative output as “the worst” is the ultimate exercise in futility. For starters, it is impossible for anyone to declare a single endeavor as “the worst” unless you have experienced every work within that school of creativity. Seriously, how can anyone say “Plan 9 from Outer Space” is the worst film of all time – have you seen every film and concluded that the Ed Wood anti-classic is truly to bottom of the barrel?
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Weird Science (1985) 4k Re-Release Limited Edition from Arrow 

High school is rough for a pair of nerds who have no luck with the ladies and not many friends. One evening, as they hang out, they have the genius idea to create their ideal woman using a powerful (for the time) computer and a doll. The result gives them Lisa, a stunning flesh and blood woman who helps them find themselves, love, and friendship.  

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Every Bugs Bunny Ever: Stage Door Cartoon (1944)

2023 marks the 85th Anniversary of Bug Bunny’s first animated appearance in 1938’s “Porky’s Hare Hunt.” Debuting originally as Happy Rabbit, Bugs eventually became one of the most iconic animated characters of all time. In honor of the landmark anniversary, we’re discussing every animated appearance by Bugs Bunny. We’re big fans of Bugsy and we hope that you are, too.

Follow us on this massive journey where we discover and re-discover Every Bugs Bunny Ever.

Stage Door Cartoon (1944)
Directed by Friz Freleng
Written by Michael Maltese
Music by Lou Lilly
Animation by Jack Bradbury

I love “Stage Door Cartoon” as this is one of the prime shorts featuring Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd with their antics spilling over in to a pubic setting. Every single moment of “Stage Door Cartoon” is pure comedy gold, right down to the writers transforming Bugs’ signature catchphrase “What’s Up, Doc?” in to a bonafide show tune. I didn’t get to see this short until I was able to watch to Cartoon Network back in the nineties, but it’s remained one of my absolute favorites. It’s not only proof that Bugs and Elmer have possibly the best dynamic of the whole Looney Tunes gallery (Yeah, I said it), but when they’re at their best, they can produce some really laugh out loud material.

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DC Showcase: Blue Beetle (2021)

Director Milo Neuman’s approach to “Blue Beetle” for this DC Showcase is pretty fin as it watches like an incarnation of the old Hanna Barbera cartoons. Think “Blue Falcon” meets “Johnny Quest” and you’re there. “Blue Beetle” takes the often under used costumed hero known as Ted Kord and runs with his concept, turning him in to something of a quipping avenger who works off of the overly serious The Question, and it’s a fun preview in to what DC isn’t but should be doing with these overlooked characters.

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Blue Beetle (2023)

After a year that’s been filled with nothing but losses from Warner and the now finished DCEU franchise, “Blue Beetle” is the win that they sorely needed. Thankfully, I’m very elated to say that Angel Manuel Soto’s adaptation of the acclaimed DC Comic is a great film. It manages to pull off a lot of what “The Flash” and “Fury of the Gods” didn’t by offering a fantastic narrative and some wonderful action, packed with great themes about family, culture, and unity. “Blue Beetle” is teeming with positivity, even when it’s at its darkest, as it promotes a lot of universal ideas of leaning on family, figuring out how to endure through pain, and figuring out your inner power.

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Miguel Wants To Fight (2023)

Director Osmany Rodriguez’s “Miguel Wants to Fight” is a lot like a Gen Z version of “Max Keeble’s Big Move” mixed with “Three O’Clock High.” It’s a coming of age movie about a teen who makes a self realization in the midst of a big move to another town. Except the premise for the movie is what you see in the title. Our main character is teenage Miguel who is looking for a fight before he leaves; except it’s a tad more complicated than that.

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