Little Secrets (2002)

500fullIn the end when the film is over you’re left with a nagging thought, a thought that somehow ends up defeating the purpose of watching this film. You realize you didn’t leave the film with anything. There’s nothing memorable from this film and there’s nothing even remotely realistic during the story. The film centers around the character of Emily Lindstrom who is quite a complicated character. She charges kids in the neighborhood half a dollar to tell her their secrets and to give her something to hide for them. It could be anything; pieces of a broken vase, stolen money, or even a broken chess piece which is the case with her friend Philip, the new kid on the block. She hides things and keeps secrets for kids because she herself has a secret that she prefers to keep from everyone, so the secrets she hides for other kids are compensating for the secret she has.

She’s a rather musical persona during the course of the story often passionately playing on her violin which is an element to her that helps express her personality very well. The story has some good moments during the climax of the film when Rachel Wood’s character who suffers from a tragedy while mother begins to give birth to a baby. There are elements throughout the story, elements of characters and subplots that are never fleshed out, broadly emphasized and scattered among each other inevitably making a mess of everything. This is a concept for a film that could have been, but is never a whole film; there’s subplots galore within the film that also feel tacked on.

There’s the subplot with Emily who is a musician striving to get into a music school, the subplot between she and her teacher Pauline played by the under-used but talented Vivica A. Fox, there’s the subplot with her about her career, the subplot with the parents pregnancy, the subplot with Emily’s hiding secrets business which is a little contrived from “Charlie Brown”, and the subplot with the new kid in town Philip, and the subplot with his brother David played by David Gallagher from the unpleasant “Seventh Heaven”, and his subplot with his tennis camp. I’ve just scratched the tip of the iceberg regarding this film.

It relies heavily on these plots that don’t add up and feel tacked on and added at the last minute to the script and seem to compensate for a thinly plotted melodrama that never really finds a purpose or direction in storytelling. I never really cared about any of the other characters and what they were facing because they’re all so broadly and vaguely developed within the story, it becomes impossible to relate to or like any of them. Though the film is adequate in its own nature, Evan Rachel Wood manages to steal the film from the rest of the cast through her natural and charming acting abilities that help create her difficult character. The character Emily is the only one in the film who is developed, the rest seem like filler.

The character Pauline is focused on, but not enough, the characters David and Philip (Michael Angarano: Will and Grace) are thinly developed as are Emily’s friends who seem to always be at camp or some sort of commune, it’s never explained. They’re characters seem like mere add-ons that never truly take on a life of their own and never expand beyond Jessica Barondes’ written screenplay. Then when the film reaches its most desperate pinnacle, there’s a truly tacked on unnecessary and desperate attempt to pull at audience’s heartstrings involving a tragedy and a core character from the cast. I cringed at this little plot twist that seemed so blatantly developed to make one last effort to create a dramatic film, but it comes off as a pitiful endeavor. A very broad annoying and overemotional little drama but is ultimately saved from being a dud by the great performance by the scrumptious Evan Rachel Wood.

Drumline (2002)

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What “Drumline” does is give the American audience a perspective into something entirely fresh and original to watch while focusing on a relatively obscure practice called band and succeeds in every way shape and form possible. Every character in the film takes this practice seriously and treats it as if it’s life or death, and we can see why. It’s evident that there’s no glamorizing or watering down of any kind in the film, what we’re watching is in fact reality with the facade of Hollywood and it pulled me in right from the opener. It’s a shame films of this ilk don’t make it into theaters often.

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Glitter (2001)

I doubt even with another leading lady at the helm, “Glitter” could have risen above abysmal and become remotely watchable. It’s such a cliché and monotonous by the book tale of instant fame, that it barely deserved to be made in to a film. Writers Kate Lanier and John Wilder don’t give any new material or bring anything fresh to the table story-wise, yet simply dole out mindless cliché after cliché relentlessly. Mariah Carey’s woefully misguided “Glitter” is the story of Billie Frank and how as a young child she was left in an orphanage by her drug addicted mother. She and two other orphans form a friendship and a bond and Billie makes an oath that someday she’ll grow up and make it into a huge singing star.

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Rock Star (2001)

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Chris ‘Izzy’ Pole is a hardcore fan of a famous rock band named “Steel Dragon” and passionately sings the lead for a tribute band called “Blood Pollution”. One day he gets a call from the agent of “Steel Dragon” to come an audition for the band as the lead singer and he’s ecstatic. When he passes the audition he gains instant fame but soon learns it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. One major fault of this is the incredibly watered down and cliché plotline. I’ve seen these plot devices and characters in a lot of other and better rock biographical movies before.

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Crossroads (2002)

Ah, those summer times when you and your friends went across country with a stranger to get a record deal in L.A. Anyway, In pop music star Britney Spears’ debut performance, she plays shy girl Lucy who graduated from high school and one night decides to take up a pact her and her ex-best friends made up when they were toddlers. That night, all three girls in ruins take up on their pact and one of them decides to go across country on a road trip to land a record deal in a contest from a record company.

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Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

NATMIt’s a shame that “Not Another Teen Movie” is such a mixed bag, as it has a ton of material to derive some great laughs from. By now the movie theaters have been filled with teen movie fare, and there’s some good fodder for fun. Sadly “Not Another Teen Movie” has so much nonsense, but also a lot of really brilliant material that you’ll find yourself quoting for a while. It’s a good thing the funny fodder outweighs the sheer misfires by a few inches, or else “Not Another Teen Movie” would be a botched missed opportunity. “Not Another Teen Movie” spoofs everything from John Hughes flicks all the way to recent hits like “Bring It On”.

The subplot is taken from one of my least favorite teen flicks, “She’s All That,” with dips in to other recent teen hits and some classics like “Breakfast Club.” In the movie, the “popular jock” and gets dumped by the “popular chick” for a “weird guy” spoofing that weird kid from “American Beauty”. So, the “popular jock’s” friends make him a bet that he can’t make a prom queen out of the “pretty ugly girl” which in fact is very hot when all that crap comes off of her. My favorite character though was “the token black guy,” who was barely in the film and spouted words like “shit”, “damn”, and “that is whack”.

Granted, you might have to see about every teen flick from the eighties and nineties to get most of the jokes here, but when a reference delivers with a good sight gag, it offers some raucous laughs. There are some great cameos by Molly Ringwald, Melissa Joan Hart, and Mr.T that make this worth watching, and lest I forget some great eye candy from Jaimme Presley. While “Not Another Teen Movie” completely falls apart by the climax, it more than makes up for it with a solid first half that does a good job lampooning iconic teen movie moments. It’s no masterpiece, but if you like spoof movies, this might keep you giggling ‘til the end.

Save the Last Dance (2001)

The movie starts off instantly with The main character Sara on a train heading to Chicago. The director plays it smart by telling us her story through flashbacks. It seems she is a very talented ballet dancer who has a fight with her mother because she can’t make it to Sara’s big audition. The daughter screws up the audition, and while rushing to see Sara, her mother gets killed in a car wreck. We now see Sara who moves to the rough neighborhoods of Chicago with her father Roy. She enrolls in a new school as an outcast and makes friends with the popular girl in school and eventually befriends and falls in love with her brother while learning some new dance moves on the way.

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