BAD MOVIE MONDAY: BIRDEMIC (2010)

When I saw the words “Unintentional Comedy” pop up as I did research on this movie, I got a little excited. Then, when I read “Environmental Disaster Film” and “Romantic Horror Movie” within the same sentence I mentally heard the sound that plays at carnival games when you win a prize: AHOOOOOGAH!!! AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAHHH!!! You see, I thought this was like Sharknado. That it was a conscious attempt to make a bad movie by a completely self-aware filmmaker. I did not know that this was a passion project with a message. NOW I AM INVESTED!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR.

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Streaming Sundays: Orphan First Kill (2022)

In this prequel to 2009’s Orphan, we follow Esther’s origin story as she tricks a grieving family into believing she is their missing daughter. In true Esther fashion, she only has eyes for her new daddy family. Old habits die hard. Orphan: First Kill is now streaming on Paramount+.

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