I’m stunned it took two screenwriters and Eli Roth to write what is a remake that steals bits from “Funny Games.” This time rather than the nemeses being petulant snot nosed young guys, the villains in this instance are two gorgeous young girls. “Knock Knock” is the least incompetently made film from Roth’s ever growing film library, and that’s due to the fact that it borrows a lot from “Funny Games,” despite being an admitted remake of 1977’s “Death Game.” There isn’t the sly self awareness, but Roth and co. do eventually realize how stupid their story is and then completely ride off the rails by the second half.
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The Visit (2015)
After a considerable slump with “The Last Airbender,” and “After Earth,” Shyamalan gives us yet another humanistic, demented, mystery that is filled with his trademark themes about life and coming of age. In this case, it’s young Becca and Tyler, both of whom are still healing from a broken marriage that saw their father leave them years before we meet them. Cut like a mock documentary, Shyamalan tailors the film to give us more of a personal view in to the dilemma Becca and Tyler find themselves in, and what it ultimately means in their development as adults.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Blu-Ray/DVD/Digital]
It’s a damn shame that Guy Ritchie’s adaptation of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” will be widely disregarded as dismissed as one of the many failed attempts to build a cinematic adventure out of a beloved TV show. Though I’ve never seen the original series, “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” was such a stylish and brutally entertaining adaptation that always kept me smiling with its engaging characters and dazzling action. The trio of Alicia Vikander, Henry Cavil, and Armie Hammer are magnetic and explosive as a mismatched mod squad of spies and agents, all of whom from vastly different backgrounds. To work toward ending the potential threat of nuclear war, they have to find common ground with one another.
This leads to a really raucous action thriller, where literally everyone is on their game, and have to work towards learning to work with each other, despite their inherent mistrust and xenophobia. Ritchie is usually a very sharp and fantastic director, and he brings a lot of visual flourishes and brisk pacing to “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.,” often preventing it from feeling like a creaky and old spy film. Ritchie could very well have turned this big screen treatment in to another clone of “Mission Impossible,” but instead opts for a more vintage character based action film. Every character are quick with the one-liners, run around dressed in sharp suits and tuxedos, and still manage to look suave even when getting their hands dirty.
Henry Cavil and Armie Hammer work wonders as the unlikely duo of competing agents from vastly different backgrounds. Forced to work together, they convey a very unique dynamic that’s fun to see unfold. Cavil, despite being the American CIA agent is very suave and charismatic, while Hammer does a wonderful job as Illya Kuryakin, the rough and tumble KGB operative adds a bit more substance with his tortured past. Though the buddy cop aesthetic is old hat, Cavil and Hammer keep the film afloat, along with the great supporting turn by Alicia Vikander who as the enigmatic Gaby Teller.
Though the film is more polished than previous Ritchie cinematic offerings, “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” still garners a lot of Ritchie’s erratic energy and brisk pacing, which compliments the international intrigue action and mystery. Ritchie’s version of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” may not be no holds barred masterpiece like “The Fugitive” but it is a fun, light, and stylish spy thriller with top notch performances from the entire cast. It surely warrants an audience that appreciates the flavor it brings to the sub-genre of television adaptations.
Featured on the Blu-Ray/DVD release is “Spy Vision” an eight minute look at how director Ritchie and producer Wigram discuss their inspirations for the aesthetic of the film including costumes, and what not. There’s also talk about props, location, and the various vehicles. “A Higher Class of Hero” is a seven minute look at the challenge of creating the action sequences and trying to make them seem original and unique.
“Métisse Motorcycles: Proper—and Very British” is a five minute visit with Gerry Lisi, who helped make the Metisse motorcycles featured in the film. “The Guys from U.N.C.L.E.” is a five minute rundown of the careers of Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer. “A Man of Extraordinary Talents” is a three minute look at the work of Guy Ritchie. Finally, there’s “U.N.C.L.E.: On-Set Spy,” a five minute series of short segments that look at various nuances of the production. There are segments like “You Want to Wrestle?” and “Don’t Swim Elegantly.” You can choose to view all, or separately.
Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List (2015)
I’m surprised at how much I enjoyed “Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List”; it begins as an insufferable Diablo Cody hipster fest, but manages to redeem itself quite well by the second act. My initial draw to the film is Victoria Justice (who I’ll watch in anything), but through her basic name recognition is a pretty charming and complex tale about co-dependency and realizing that nothing is forever. Not even friendship. Naomi and Ely are best friends and neighbors inflicted with some rather immense and damaging psychoses and unresolved issues. After Ely came out of the closet as a young man, his mom also came out and married a woman. Naomi’s father happened to cheat on her mother with Ely’s mom, prompting a terrible conflict.
The Green Inferno (2015)
You’d assume ten years in to one’s career that a filmmaker would begin to mature as a storyteller. But here we are in 2015, and Eli Roth is still telling the same story. A bunch of inept Americans go in to a foreign country and get brutally massacred. It’s the same xenophobic, sophomoric, silly slop that Roth’s been feeding audiences since “Hostel,” and he doesn’t seem intent on changing the formula any time soon. Roth at heart is still a fan boy stealing from his favorite horror movies, while directing tonally uneven and ridiculous schlock with the intent to shock first and foremost. Really, the intent is to shock and nothing else.
Puppet Master 4: When Bad Puppets Turn Good (1993) [Blu-ray]
As we saw from the chronological mythology that unfolded in the first half of the “Puppet Master” series, the puppets owned by Toulon were once kind and heroic. The puppets were the products of a man kind at heart, whose own lust for vengeance and hatred for the Nazis turned him evil. And in effect, he transformed his puppets in to evil beings that did his bidding. Toulon was once a nice man, and evil transformed him in to the villain we eventually met in “Puppet Master 2.” The third film, which is my favorite by far, features the origin of the puppets and how they were just beings living and doing their own thing until they found an inherent purpose in snuffing out the ugliness in humanity.
#Horror (2015)
Bullying is horrible, we all agree on this, at times it can lead to terrible consequences. In #horror, a story based on true events, first time writer and director Tara Subkoff shows what happens when the bullying of one girl by her rich friends goes too far. Here we are shown teen girls mercilessly taunting and verbally abusing each other over and over again. But it’s ok, because you laughed…






