Liam (2000)

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In the reality of “Liam” brought to screen by director Stephen Frears, the peasants of the Irish village owe debts whether they like it or not; they even owe debts to the local Catholic Church which rules over them like a mafia syndicate. In the time of the story told, the Catholic Church ruled over everyone with hypocrisy and cruelty where parishes came around the neighborhood to collect dues while the wives reluctantly gave simply out of guilt. The children are taken to Sunday school simply for shock tactics where they’re taught that if they sin, they would burn in hell. It is terrifying to youngest child, seven year old Liam, who has an odd fascination with the female body after accidentally walking in on his mother (Claire Hackett) in the bathroom.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

It’s been a turbulent and bittersweet three years with the good vs. evil “Lord of the Rings” trilogy making its way into theaters and creating a phenomenal and historic legacy. Director Peter Jackson has so skillfully created a trilogy that has been flawlessly taken from the pages of the legendary JRR Tolkien books and put it on the big screen for all to glimpse at the magic of Middle Earth. “The Return of the King” manages to come out of the first two with much individuality but fits into the first two films tightly coming together as an incredible whole. As individual movies, these are jaw-dropping stunners, and as a whole they’re truly an accomplishment only Peter Jackson could have constructed.

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Little Secrets (2002)

500fullIn the end when the film is over you’re left with a nagging thought, a thought that somehow ends up defeating the purpose of watching this film. You realize you didn’t leave the film with anything. There’s nothing memorable from this film and there’s nothing even remotely realistic during the story. The film centers around the character of Emily Lindstrom who is quite a complicated character. She charges kids in the neighborhood half a dollar to tell her their secrets and to give her something to hide for them. It could be anything; pieces of a broken vase, stolen money, or even a broken chess piece which is the case with her friend Philip, the new kid on the block. She hides things and keeps secrets for kids because she herself has a secret that she prefers to keep from everyone, so the secrets she hides for other kids are compensating for the secret she has.

She’s a rather musical persona during the course of the story often passionately playing on her violin which is an element to her that helps express her personality very well. The story has some good moments during the climax of the film when Rachel Wood’s character who suffers from a tragedy while mother begins to give birth to a baby. There are elements throughout the story, elements of characters and subplots that are never fleshed out, broadly emphasized and scattered among each other inevitably making a mess of everything. This is a concept for a film that could have been, but is never a whole film; there’s subplots galore within the film that also feel tacked on.

There’s the subplot with Emily who is a musician striving to get into a music school, the subplot between she and her teacher Pauline played by the under-used but talented Vivica A. Fox, there’s the subplot with her about her career, the subplot with the parents pregnancy, the subplot with Emily’s hiding secrets business which is a little contrived from “Charlie Brown”, and the subplot with the new kid in town Philip, and the subplot with his brother David played by David Gallagher from the unpleasant “Seventh Heaven”, and his subplot with his tennis camp. I’ve just scratched the tip of the iceberg regarding this film.

It relies heavily on these plots that don’t add up and feel tacked on and added at the last minute to the script and seem to compensate for a thinly plotted melodrama that never really finds a purpose or direction in storytelling. I never really cared about any of the other characters and what they were facing because they’re all so broadly and vaguely developed within the story, it becomes impossible to relate to or like any of them. Though the film is adequate in its own nature, Evan Rachel Wood manages to steal the film from the rest of the cast through her natural and charming acting abilities that help create her difficult character. The character Emily is the only one in the film who is developed, the rest seem like filler.

The character Pauline is focused on, but not enough, the characters David and Philip (Michael Angarano: Will and Grace) are thinly developed as are Emily’s friends who seem to always be at camp or some sort of commune, it’s never explained. They’re characters seem like mere add-ons that never truly take on a life of their own and never expand beyond Jessica Barondes’ written screenplay. Then when the film reaches its most desperate pinnacle, there’s a truly tacked on unnecessary and desperate attempt to pull at audience’s heartstrings involving a tragedy and a core character from the cast. I cringed at this little plot twist that seemed so blatantly developed to make one last effort to create a dramatic film, but it comes off as a pitiful endeavor. A very broad annoying and overemotional little drama but is ultimately saved from being a dud by the great performance by the scrumptious Evan Rachel Wood.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

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Loosely based on the critically acclaimed comic book from critically acclaimed author Alan Moore, “LXG” tells the tale of Allan Quartmain, an aging adventurer in 1899 who is called upon by a mysterious man named M who enlists him and six other super-powered beings whose powers are parallel to legendry literary characters who must fight a warlord called “The Phantom” who plans to take over the world. Alan Moore presents an idea and concept so ingenious and brilliant, I was stunned upon hearing of it. Take some of the most famous heroes and villains in literary history and turn them into superheroes. What turns up as the end result is a guilty pleasure that kept me entertained all the way through.

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Life or Something Like It (2002)

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This movie isn’t as deep as it wanted to be, if it even wanted to be deep at all; it’s actually just pseudo-spiritual nonsense when you get right down to it. Angelina Jolie picks one of the rotten scripts out of the entire flock with a story that is nothing but fluff and unbearable melodrama. What should have been a meditation on a woman seeking self-analysis becomes nothing more than a comedy that tries every time to tells odd jokes but fails miserably.

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Lovely & Amazing (2001)

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I was pleasantly surprised at how “Lovely & Amazing” exceeded all my expectations. We get a truly incredible heart-wrenching story about these women that face what everyday struggles involving body image. Director Nicole Holofcener also explores how petty these issues about image can be to a woman, and how it so ironically affects their lives inadvertently. “Lovely & Amazing” tells the tale intense tale of four women facing life and its many challenges. We meet Michelle (Katherine Keener) a woman in the crossroads of her life as she faces a dead-end marriage. She is an aging woman who is a struggling artist with a husband who shows basically no interest in her sexually.

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Lilo & Stitch (2002)

MPW-47998This is a very disappointing effort from Disney. The entire movie is very pedestrian and nothing entirely stands out within the viewing of this. First off, the plot, though sweet is very contrived and never brings to mind the words innovative, which most Disney movies are known for. The movie is a rip-off of “Extra-Terrestrial”, the only problem is, “E.T.” is a better movie.

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