The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Blu-Ray/DVD/Digital]

manfromuncleIt’s a damn shame that Guy Ritchie’s adaptation of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” will be widely disregarded as dismissed as one of the many failed attempts to build a cinematic adventure out of a beloved TV show. Though I’ve never seen the original series, “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” was such a stylish and brutally entertaining adaptation that always kept me smiling with its engaging characters and dazzling action. The trio of Alicia Vikander, Henry Cavil, and Armie Hammer are magnetic and explosive as a mismatched mod squad of spies and agents, all of whom from vastly different backgrounds. To work toward ending the potential threat of nuclear war, they have to find common ground with one another.

This leads to a really raucous action thriller, where literally everyone is on their game, and have to work towards learning to work with each other, despite their inherent mistrust and xenophobia. Ritchie is usually a very sharp and fantastic director, and he brings a lot of visual flourishes and brisk pacing to “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.,” often preventing it from feeling like a creaky and old spy film. Ritchie could very well have turned this big screen treatment in to another clone of “Mission Impossible,” but instead opts for a more vintage character based action film. Every character are quick with the one-liners, run around dressed in sharp suits and tuxedos, and still manage to look suave even when getting their hands dirty.

Henry Cavil and Armie Hammer work wonders as the unlikely duo of competing agents from vastly different backgrounds. Forced to work together, they convey a very unique dynamic that’s fun to see unfold. Cavil, despite being the American CIA agent is very suave and charismatic, while Hammer does a wonderful job as Illya Kuryakin, the rough and tumble KGB operative adds a bit more substance with his tortured past. Though the buddy cop aesthetic is old hat, Cavil and Hammer keep the film afloat, along with the great supporting turn by Alicia Vikander who as the enigmatic Gaby Teller.

Though the film is more polished than previous Ritchie cinematic offerings, “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” still garners a lot of Ritchie’s erratic energy and brisk pacing, which compliments the international intrigue action and mystery. Ritchie’s version of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” may not be no holds barred masterpiece like “The Fugitive” but it is a fun, light, and stylish spy thriller with top notch performances from the entire cast. It surely warrants an audience that appreciates the flavor it brings to the sub-genre of television adaptations.

Featured on the Blu-Ray/DVD release is “Spy Vision” an eight minute look at how director Ritchie and producer Wigram discuss their inspirations for the aesthetic of the film including costumes, and what not. There’s also talk about props, location, and the various vehicles. “A Higher Class of Hero” is a seven minute look at the challenge of creating the action sequences and trying to make them seem original and unique.

“Métisse Motorcycles: Proper—and Very British” is a five minute visit with Gerry Lisi, who helped make the Metisse motorcycles featured in the film. “The Guys from U.N.C.L.E.” is a five minute rundown of the careers of Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer. “A Man of Extraordinary Talents” is a three minute look at the work of Guy Ritchie. Finally, there’s “U.N.C.L.E.: On-Set Spy,” a five minute series of short segments that look at various nuances of the production. There are segments like “You Want to Wrestle?” and “Don’t Swim Elegantly.” You can choose to view all, or separately.

The Green Inferno (2015)

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You’d assume ten years in to one’s career that a filmmaker would begin to mature as a storyteller. But here we are in 2015, and Eli Roth is still telling the same story. A bunch of inept Americans go in to a foreign country and get brutally massacred. It’s the same xenophobic, sophomoric, silly slop that Roth’s been feeding audiences since “Hostel,” and he doesn’t seem intent on changing the formula any time soon. Roth at heart is still a fan boy stealing from his favorite horror movies, while directing tonally uneven and ridiculous schlock with the intent to shock first and foremost. Really, the intent is to shock and nothing else.

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Puppet Master 4: When Bad Puppets Turn Good (1993) [Blu-ray]

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As we saw from the chronological mythology that unfolded in the first half of the “Puppet Master” series, the puppets owned by Toulon were once kind and heroic. The puppets were the products of a man kind at heart, whose own lust for vengeance and hatred for the Nazis turned him evil. And in effect, he transformed his puppets in to evil beings that did his bidding. Toulon was once a nice man, and evil transformed him in to the villain we eventually met in “Puppet Master 2.” The third film, which is my favorite by far, features the origin of the puppets and how they were just beings living and doing their own thing until they found an inherent purpose in snuffing out the ugliness in humanity.

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#Horror (2015)

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Bullying is horrible, we all agree on this, at times it can lead to terrible consequences. In #horror, a story based on true events, first time writer and director Tara Subkoff shows what happens when the bullying of one girl by her rich friends goes too far. Here we are shown teen girls mercilessly taunting and verbally abusing each other over and over again. But it’s ok, because you laughed…

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The Gift (2015) [Blu-Ray/DVD/Digital]

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Joel Edgerton’s “The Gift” is this year’s “Gone Girl.” It’s one of the most irredeemably dark and nasty thrillers made in years and one of the best films of 2015, easily. It’s packed to the brim with morbid undertones, despicable circumstances, and characters that always walk in shades of grey. Despite audiences being able to identify who the protagonists are, they’re brutally unlikable people that all pretty much build the foundation for truly dire consequences. I highly suggest to audiences that love a good mystery, that they completely avoid any and all spoilers, and really absorb the message and dread soaked mystery behind “The Gift” for themselves.

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Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) [Blu-Ray]

BSBastardsBrian James O’Connell’s “Bloodsucking Bastards” is that type of comedy where characters speak in rapid fire pace and never actually say anything. Every character in “Bloodsucking Bastards” yammers on endlessly, and it’s all just palaver and white noise, eventually. Every attempt at a hilarious one-liners or goofy situations fails to land, making the entire affair one big misfire. This alleged horror comedy is neither comical nor very scary. Granted, there are some eerie moments, but nothing really ramps up the tension or the stakes. Fran Kanz plays Evan Sanders, a workaday cubicle jockey for a closed off telemarketing office building that sells various products.

Though aiming for the big promotion, he’s passed over in favor of an old college rival named Max, who takes over operations and begins focusing on streamlining the company. Things spiral out of control when Evan’s co-workers begin disappearing and then re-appearing as loyal office drones rather than the usual apathetic minimum wage workers they once were. Before long Evan realizes the whole office is being taken over by vampires, and, for whatever reason the master vampire has their eye on Evan’s girlfriend Amanda. Now hoping to survive, Evan teams up with his remaining co-workers to save his girlfriend before she’s eaten. O’Connell’s film actually makes vampires seem even less menacing than they ever were.

The script places them in an office setting for some crude allegory about a company takeover that ends up being interesting only until the finale. You can sense the sheer desperation to elicit some form of laughter from the group behind the film, as characters drop one-liners and bounce insults off of one another like it’s going out of style. All the while O’Connell introduces the elements of the vampires that results in some nice gory moments of carnage, but feel grossly tacked on. Plus, it’s really tough to involve yourself with the unfolding terror when not a single character is likable or charming. I almost didn’t care if anyone survived, and just wanted to see more of the solid vampire effects.

The vampire facial prosthetics are quite good, along with an accompaniment by some pretty nifty splatter effects. O’Connell anxiously aspires to deliver his own “Shaun of the Dead” (even the theme song sounds like a variation on the theme from “Shaun”) combined with “Office Space,” trying to add dimension and nuance to his central hero, but it’s unsuccessful. Instead the film feels a lot more like one long stale viral comedy segment. Only co-star Emma Fitzpatrick comes out of the affair smelling like roses, as her depiction of the hot but courageous jilted ex of Evan is fun to watch. “Blood Sucking Bastards” is brutally mediocre and instantly forgettable filler with admirable aspirations that never take off.

Featured on the Blu-Ray from Shout!, there’s a four minute outtake reel, a four minute on the set segment for the film with some B roll footage and clips, and a six minute reel of deleted scenes labeled as “Easter Eggs” for some reason.  Finally, there’s the original trailer, and an audio commentary from the comedy troupe Dr. God, which compiles the film’s director, writer, and most of the cast. They have a good time with the commentary and had an apparent great time making the movie. It’s too bad the fun and raucous energy never carries over in to the final product.

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

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The good news is that “The Ghost Dimension,” the alleged final entry in the “Paranormal Activity” series answers most of the questions fans have had since the first film. The bad new is that “The Ghost Dimension” doesn’t answer all our questions. It actually glosses over the finer details in exchange for a broader explanation that conveniently misses out on telling us what a lot of the details meant. Like, what relevance did anything that happen in “The Marked Ones” have to the overall arc? Why didn’t Katie and Micah find out they were living next to a coven of witches? And why did Hunter suddenly go missing and get adopted by an unwitting family? Also, how did Katie find Hunter?

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