“The Dark Tower” spends ninety minutes telling a story while doing almost nothing but dumping exposition on the audience. And yet, when the movie was over I knew as little about this world coming out than I did going in to it. With films like “Lord of the Rings,” and “Star Wars,” the creators manage to disseminate information and world build while also giving audiences an experience. “The Dark Tower” feels so under-developed and poorly developed, almost feeling like a truncated idea of what kind of movie series “The Dark Tower” was intended to be. I still don’t know what the Dark Tower is. I still don’t know who Roland Deschain is.
Category Archives: Movie Reviews
Singapore Sue (1932)
This 1932 short film from Paramount was designed to highlight the musical comedy talents of Anna Chang and Joe Wong, vaudeville performers in search of a movie niche. Instead, the film unexpectedly launched the career of an unbilled actor who stole the show from the two stars.
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Sorority Row (2009)
“I Know What You Did Last Homecoming” is the more apt description for “Sorority Row.” It’s a slick horror movie made in 2009 that feels like it was dropped right out of 1998 and I mean that mostly as a compliment. As someone that’s had almost no faith in horror movies centered primarily on nepo babies and flavors of the week, Stewart Hendler’s “Sorority Row” is a shockingly good and entertaining slasher and whodunit that, while not the most thematically faithful remake, still manages to carve out its own niche in the massive library of remakes accrued in the early aughts.
Red Rooms (Les chambres rouges) (2023)
A high-profile trial, bringing a chilling murderer to justice, fascinate the population. A model becomes obsessed with the trial, attending the hearings every day she can.
Isleen Pines (2023)
While enjoying their annual Halloween party, residents of Isleen Pines get visited by strange beings.
THEDÆMON (2024) [FrightFest 2024]
Following his father’s suicide, a man goes back to the lake house from his childhood where more than meets the eye await him and his loved ones.
An Taibhse (The Ghost) (2024) [FrightFest 2024]
A father and daughter move into a mansion for the winter months to maintain and keep it ready for its owners. Soon after their arrival, something odd starts to happen and each of them is affected differently.