Point of No Return (1993)

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The biggest difference that sets John Badham’s remake apart from Luc Besson’s original “La Femme Nikita” is the context of the decade. Even set in the late eighties to early nineties, Besson’s original has a very timeless appeal to it and is still a template for many action films. John Badham’s remake though is very soaked in nineties ephemera, to the point where you can almost hear “90210” playing in the background of every scene. Thus it distracts from the story Badham is trying to tell. Which is a stacked deck, considering “Point of No Return” is a weak retread of an action masterpiece.

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Hercules (1997)

Watching “Hercules,” feels almost like what Disney would have done to Superman if DC ever let them turn the character in to an animated feature film. It has all the hallmarks of the Superman mythos. Not to mention it embraces the classic hero’s journey, and is one of the few Disney features based around mythology rather than an age old story. Disney could very well have approached the tale of a young God in training with an animation style that could have rendered the film bland and forgettable. Instead, “Hercules” is one of their more unique and outside the box animated adaptations.

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Youngblood (1986)

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I have a history with “Youngblood” as I do with a lot of movies from the eighties. It was one of those movies that always played on local television and all I remembered about it was the idea that hockey involved a lot of fist fighting, and methodical fist fighting at that. “Youngblood” was always that really entertaining sports movie that was more about the idea of the male spirit than the sport of hockey itself. It’s not the most sports oriented movie, but more a coming of age action flick with a hefty amount of romance, bromance, and typical eighties homoeroticism. And I still find it to be a raucous action drama, regardless of its age.

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Lost in Space (1998)

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It takes a special kind of talent to screw up a remake of “Lost in Space.” It’s basically just the Swiss Family Robinson lost in the universe, and finding new worlds and fantastic adventures. They cast Gary Oldman as Dr. Smith, Robot B-9 is given a bold new re-imagining, and yet “Lost in Space” still manages to be so putrid and terrible.I fondly remember anxiously wanting to see “Lost In Space” when I was a teen to the point where I even had a dream about it. After finally seeing it upon its release, it’s kind of sad that the trailer seems to embrace the spirit of the series more than the movie itself.

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Tarzan (1999)

tarzanEdgar Rice Burroughs’ titular Tarzan has gone through a ton of botched adaptations over the last few decades. Speaking as a fan of the character and story arc, Disney’s “Tarzan” is probably my favorite adaptation of all time. Surely, it suffers from Disney tropes that make it very much a Disney movie, but damn it, it’s also a heart felt tale about a hero fighting for his unofficial family teeming with excellent performances and a haunting soundtrack. Plus, it garners the classic Disney themes of lost parents and a child being forced to grow up very quickly.

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Tarzan (1999)

Edgar Rice Burroughs’ titular Tarzan has gone through a ton of botched adaptations over the last few decades. Speaking as a fan of the character and story arc, Disney’s “Tarzan” is probably my favorite adaptation of all time. Surely, it suffers from Disney tropes that make it very much a Disney movie, but damn it, it’s also a heart felt tale about a hero fighting for his unofficial family teeming with excellent performances and a haunting soundtrack. Plus, it garners the classic Disney themes of lost parents and a child being forced to grow up very quickly.

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Viva Las Vegas (1964): 50th Anniversary [Digibook Blu-Ray]

George Sidney’s “Viva Las Vegas” is a nit little bit of sixties funk that really takes the decade head on with jazzy music numbers, and dance solos. Surely, it’s Elvis’ vehicle, but the movie really belongs to Ann-Margret. Playing off of Elvis, Ann-Margret is a red bomb shell who completely dominates the film with her keen sexuality, and ability to out dazzle Elvis, on many occasions. Director Sidney seems to also enjoy Margret’s stunning appearance, as her first real introduction to the film zeroes in on her behind as she leaves character Lucky’s car shop, and then pulls back on her lower region as she approaches her own hot rod.

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