I was born in 1983, so I was basically a newborn when the craze that was “Thriller” stormed the world and changed the face of music permanently. Every music video since “Thriller” has tried to top Michael Jackson. And they have all failed. However, as I grew up during some of the eighties and the nineties, I do have three very fond memories concerning “Thriller.”My older cousin’s room was located at the end of his house’s hall, and on the front of his door, he had a humongous poster of “Thriller” with Michael Jackson and the entire horde of zombies around him.
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Creature Crypt, Week Two: The Gargoyles; Darkness
“Creature Crypt” is a four part weekly column that spotlights two creatures from our childhood that made us in to rabid horror fans. These are the creatures that scared us, wowed us, made us cry, and made us hope they weren’t under our bed.
Creature Crypt, Week 1: “The Last Halloween” Aliens; Gizmo
“Creature Crypt” is a four part weekly column that spotlights two creatures from our childhood that made us in to rabid horror fans. These are the creatures that scared us, wowed us, made us cry, and made us hope they weren’t under our bed.
Heisenberg’s Road to Hell: Final Thoughts on “Breaking Bad”
In the earlier seasons of “Breaking Bad,” Walter White is watching “Scarface” with his son Walt Jr. and loving every minute of it. “Scarface” is of course about a young Cuban immigrant who found power and rose to it, only to lose the love and respect of his wife and little sister. Tony Montana is nothing but a dry husk of a man who goes down gunning, and dies face first in his fountain. As Walter White ascended to power from Mr. White the meth cooker, to Heisenberg the blue meth kingpin, we saw that gradual rise to supremacy and the immediate fall from grace.
Memoirs of a Gay Porn Critic
I’m a gay porn critic.
No, not really. I’m not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I used to review porn, but that’s beside the point.
A long time ago I got in to a bit of a verbal war with their Asylum Entertainment’s most noted director who engaged in a back and forth with me for a long time, and even took exception to my bashing of his films on a major independent film website. Often I spent my days on another message board on my online haunts discussing the terrible movies coming from the Asylum, and often times I was inundated with attacks from people in the studios.
Dear Filmmakers, Stop Imitating Romero! or Why the Worst Movie of the Year Won't be in my Top 10
For a while I kept 2013’s “Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection” on candidates for the worst movies of the year top ten for many months. I actually intended to brand it the worst movie at one point. But while it is the worst movie of the year, there’s simply no point in putting it in the top ten at all. It’s not because at its core it is a stupid independent film with a low budget, but because complaining about “Night of the Living Dead” wannabes is pointless at this period of film.
Five Reasons Hollywood Should Never Listen to Fans
I’m not saying Hollywood always knows what the hell they’re doing. But most of time their liberties can do good things for some franchises and properties. The “Lord of the Rings” movies are generally accepted in spite of the fact that they cut out whole characters, and invented sub-plots. And despite the authors hating them dearly, “Willy Wonka” and “Mary Poppins” ended up becoming iconic cinematic masterpieces. But then again we’ve also had “Daredevil,” “Batman & Robin,” “Green Lantern,” and “Elektra,” so you have to take the good with the bad.
Adaptations should be made with an appeal to the fan base and a broader audience, and though Hollywood needs to be called on their bullshit more times than not, listening to the fans for ideas is also a bad idea. It’s the worst idea possible. Fan boys should be given their fix, but never allowed behind the curtain to decide on the recipe. If so, we’ll have thirty fan boys going to war on including the Extended Universe in the new “Star Wars” movies, and arguing about who should play Green Lantern next. It’s an endless pool of petty, annoying shit. Placate them, but never give them power.



